slinks off the back of the couch
makes damien wayne journal to troll you forever

get out
i'm not gonna get icecream with you
u can go on ur date alone
that's me being alone and SAD with ice cream
you're not alone if you're suffering about robins
shakes head I can't believe teenage orphans are tearing you two apart
shakes head I can't believe teenage orphans are tearing you two apart
looks at all the characters marzi plays
covers up my teenage orphans???
looks at ur teenage orphans
donna pls take your husband
pls take your fat lumberjack husband
and make him do fat lumberjack husband things
king is going to get a haircut on friday and he's getting one of those hipster woodsman manbun topknots
Marzi don't take out your orphan tears on King's sexy manbun pls
OH GOD OF COURSE YOU WOULD LIKE THE MANBUN
Marzi your deflection is INSANE
Go find a teenage orphan ok
i will try to force him into plaid and get a picture of him holding some blocks of wood for u
cameras steal the soul i refuse
why haven't you made a baby nate journal yet
no don't take my teen orphans away
Also blocks of wood I'm literally picturing like
omg guys don't let me get distracted i'm 3 days late on tags
i need to do these before i sneeps
...........
I think you might need to sneep
i'll take a picture of a tree in flannel for you
but it won't have a man bun
i'll draw a man bun on it
Marzi you can't pack up your teen orphans
there's no bag big enough
to hold all those fucking orphans
THEY ARE SMALL AND UNDERFED U DON'T KNO
"all those fucking orphans"
make a bumper sticker or something
i need to make it my new middle name
marzi "all these fucking orphans" pan
you might want to go with "all of these fucking orphans"
so tht people don't just assume you have a bunch of horny orphans
they might be that too you don't know
which brings me back to the fact that you don't have a FUCKING BABYNATE JOURNAL YET
you rememebr what you were like at 15.....
I'M SORRY DONNA I STILL HAVEN'T PLAYED
Look we've spent enough time mocking king about Tadashi getting his vcard stamped probably someone needs to point out your disney boy is just a walking 15 year old boner
WH A A A A A A AT??????????????????????????????????
someone finally said it god
i should download uncharted....i just want the new one tho
embrace your thirsty teen side
Marzi I refuse to believe
Baby Nate is literally the sassiest orphan
this feels like one of those traps where there's a box propped open by a stick and some string
and i know i shouldn't go get the cookies in there
he insinuates sully is a pedophille
he gets scarred for life LOOK
drags hands down face once upon a time in the tdm where we all showed up, ellie had an awesome thread with a bb nate and i loved it
i was pretty much sold on the character in that moment
and her baby nate is amazin
Someday ur gonna meet that special orphan Marzi
WHY HASN'T MARZI SEEN OR PLAYED UC3??
ur failing in ur god given duty
OH YEAH that was me i thought you knew
your... display name...............................................
are you gonna kink shame me too
are you gonna be That Guy

You can't bring that kind of smut into marzi's pure orphan plurk
we just talking about 15 year old walking boners
Yes. Pure, innocent 15 year old boners.
Not kay's werid green dad fetish.
(although her weird green dad fetish is also about Troy Baker)
its not JUST troy baker ok troy baker was an unexpected surprise
like the onion ring in your basket of fries