because I'm forever regretful I can't actually do these smutty things, but I'd love to hear about them all dang day
anderson and bellamy telepathic sex idek
...blindfolding? is that even a kink and cough maybe with dean and dhaos, lol /hides face
Swanfire handcuffs
epithet: I effin' love telepathic sex, cries.
omg swanfire hancuffs though he'd be so nervous and turned on at the same time
Probably
Idk why my Emma likes handcuffing people to things and ruining their world but she does
put neal down as a world ruinee volunteer
Swanfire public sex (but not in Storybrooke ever )
the first characters i thought of were lexa and bellamy and since i stopped laughing i've been trying to come up with something
and all i've got is that apartment au wastedly watching porn together and pretending they're not both pretending the blonde is clarke like creepers
lexa bellamy 'can't have clarke' sex
goplayzelda: that car definitely needs to be involved in their shenanigans
Swanfire would not exist without that car
Henry would not exist without car sex
thank god for car sex tbh
Right it made a little angel :')
I've got so many Swanfire bug feelings it's bad and weird
no it's good and perfect and right
Fooling around in the back seat, unsafe driving practices, and somehow fitting both of them in the back to sleep when they couldn't find a better place
i also love it. if you ever had time i would commit that atrocity with you
neal with his legs shoved up between the passenger and driver's seat, emma curled up next tohim taking up most of the back
sifface: the second I'm free and clear of game things we will write this horrible beautiful thing
He can't walk the morning after but she likes being that close to him not that she wants to admit it
i feel gross just thinking about it. i can't wait
legs = the most sore, but heart = the most happy and that's what matters
sifface same the morning after regret = so strong
no wonder she blackmailed him out of the apt
Whoops at your kink talk becoming cuddle talk
I can't help it that bug gives me emotions
kink talk and cuddle talk are equally as appealing to me tbh
I always ruin kink plurks with cuddling babies and marriage there's something wrong with me
But yes. Swanfire + car. The possibilities are quite possibly endless.