Apparently the bacon is cajun style. He's super sweet to have tried tho

He really did try

lmao oh man

What a sweetie

he murdered that bacon..

that aint bacon no more. That is charcon

You know, something about the fact that he TRIED even when I guess/assume he doesn't know how to cook a whole lot, makes it even more sweet and endearing

Mark, next time bake the bacon its easier now to burn it.

For future reference.
Less-Mess Bacon | Martha Stewart

oh wow, eggs and carbon

I think that is the "Oh shit, I started frying the bacon 45 minutes ago!" bacon.