She then complains about how the bed is made. Then pretends she's joking. So I said, I'd find that funnier if I hadn't had to give up my bed for you and sleep in the lounge room

And the clanger so far. She stops talking mid sentence and says "Just a sec", pulls this odd face and then says "That's better." We're just looking at her with wtf faces and she says....

"I've got my adult nappy on. Sometimes it's just so much easier than going to the toilet." WTF SERIOUSLY WTF She has no continence issues, she's just too lazy to take herself to the toilet sometimes. She just

stood there peeing in front of us instead of taking ten steps to the toilet. WTF ... she's only been here half an hour. It's going to be a long few days

omgggggg

how old is this person

Oh sweet jesus. She just peed herself whilst talking to you? Make her take all the nappies home with her. You don't need to clog up your bins or sewers.

she's 58 next week. She is talking about that now

omg ... we don't have sewerage in the boondocks we have septic. She better not pee my bed. Fuck my life seriously

Ohhhh you're Fraser Coast. Yep. Got it. Still make her take them with her because GROSS.

ugh I will be. Should take her whale watching and push her overboard to personally meet the whales

OR let her meet the hungry dingoes on Fraser Island

Never thought I'd say it but thank god my brother and his ratface fiance arrive Friday so she has to leave or she'd be here till Monday or Tuesday.

We'll still have the pleasure of day visits but she won't be staying here

She just sent her husband to the shop to get a nail file for her teeth ... WTF

WTF OMFGGG

WTFF NAPPYYY

I....have no words.

All that keeps going in my brain is FUCK MY LIFE on repeat

OMFG

Flee...run fast.... RUN