One day I'ma start a non-profit dedicated to educating people what assholes dolphins are.

dolphins turn the ocean into a clockwork orange oh my god

(Brought to you by that thing about how they get high on pufferfish)

OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT WAY TO PUT IT

bit of the old ultraviolence

bit of the old in-out in-out

for real the fact that these animals all over lisa frank folders freaking delights me in the blackest way

Noooooooooo it's so tragic!!! Like dolphins, who are assholes, are being praised and lauded as this superior species over sharks, who are vilified and hated just for being chill cartilage with lots of teeth.

(I'm sorry I'm a tiny bit drunk)

omg no that's perfect

I'M MAKING THAT MY PLURK PIC