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WHOOOO WHO WANTS TO HUNT GHOSTS

PS THAT'S EVERYONE COME HUNT GHOSTS WITH DIPPER

8| no dipper i'm not hunting ghosts.

just watch his first interaction with carl ending with carl being like "you are literally the most dumb thing ever. there aren't ghosts. and you're stupid." and just being a rude turd

wow rude

there are ghosts he's seen them

....not here but

ghosts are a thing

no you're dumb

(things Dipper should probably never tell Carl: that time he accidentally raised the dead and started a minor zombie apocalypse)

all because he read something marked "do not read alou"

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Dipper is really really dumb for someone so smart

LOL HE REALLY IS

NO DEFINITELY TELL CARL THAT AND THEN GET READY TO BE PUNCHED

and no dipper no one wants to hunt ghosts. no one but you.

(but please drag Wirt anyway)

but guys ADVENTURE!!

adventure is overrated

don't punch Dipper he's tiny and noodly and has a book that definitely has hexes that he's only mostly figured out he shouldn't use on his sister but with strangers all bets are off

i'm having nightmares about killing my own mom. leave me alone.

how about you two stay here and argue, Harry can mediate since he seems like a reasonable young fellow and

Wirt

will go to the hot spring alone

at 3AM

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i've seen things that would make grown men cry

man Dipper will not know how to handle Carl's life

possibly by showing him everything he knows about zombies which..... probably won't help since the zombies of his world are killed by perfect three part harmony

(to be fair, I haven't watched more than a season of the walking dead but I don't think anyone ever tried that one.....)

no. nobody ever tried that one.

because shooting them in the head before they get the chance to eat you works just fine. :|

also you can cure people who get turned into zombies by biting

with a recipe that includes a lot of formaldehyde

DIPPER DEALS WITH THINGS THAT ARE HARD BY LEARNING EVERYTHING HE CAN SO OFFERS?? INFORMATION?? it's the best he can do