I should be. I was supposed to do useful things today, but I feel crappy, so I will be indoors (I hope) all day.

You caught the parakeet flu!

Yes. Once every month.

They're infectious.

Once a month.

Buddy just pushed the wooden swing on the playset to show it who's boss. Then it swung back and hit him and he got mad.

He is not the master of gravity, it seems.

How's the newbirb?

Still terrified. Convinced I will eat him. As usual. He is very vocal, though. He was calling back and forth with buddy for hours last night.

Petrow is talking to the birds outside.

Well, it's only been a day. Give him some time. And don't show him your big teeth.

No grinning... got it.

Longshot says bright, shiny white teeth are scary.

I dunno. Maybe the birds should be concerned. I am in an "eat all the things" mood.

Those are some mighty tiny chicken wings there.

/snerk

They're going to the moon. If you can ping in Ryan, good. If not, we understand your life got hella busy.