just added ellie to the party and we walk outside

there're a bunch of totally intact gumball machines out there??

marzi> how are those even still there! i would've smashed into those bad boys right away!

marzi> anarchy!!

roommate: silently makes joel walk into machines until all are on the ground

joel just casually manhandling dumpsters

this may be a strange thing to notice

LMFLDMSF

but no one's jeans are very worn out on their butts

nobody sits down

would u sit down if the zombies were coming

ain't got time for that

i wanna play tlou...

they're in the qz tho

so there's less zombies

yes but more assholes

but i guess tess wouldn't let you stay on your ass either

joel just killed like 20 ppl

no...

she's a slave driver

must be a monday

your watch is broken

entire living room lets out groan of agony

HAHAH

bear man: tess where's we going??? >(((((

tess: uh..........................

joel is like

her personal doge

where are we going >((((

what do i do? >((((

ok i go find you a thing >(((((

tess lets go this way >(((((

he's a very good doge

the number of times

hat tess has to save his stupid bear ass

come on joel break the door down

oh look rats

tess' bf was here

Worth it he's such a genteman some day I'm going to gif that

scene right before Joel shoots that guy with a broken gasmask in the head

where he gently escorts her past what looks like a corpse

And by gently escorts I mean basically picks up and bodily moves

that's what you look for in a man

Can literally pick you up and move you to a more prime location

Yes.

Ok i'm done being a gross shipper in here go back 2 crying

part man bear and part trusty steed

Joel is literally just that polar bear from his dark materials