I've always said that time reversal was not effective with infections. Good to hear someone's finally got that figured out! (I am so sorry you have to figure out how to navigate this minefield).

Uh oh.

Oh. My. God. How will you keep a straight face?

You could always ask if she's met the Doctor. You know, the TIME LORD Doctor.

Wow.

I am dying over this. Do you have to really treat this person as if she's legitimate?

BTW Carter was very interested to read this. He is currently thinking he might want to be a patent or copyright attorney.

Please don't let him read that one. Read one of my oxygenator cases.

I do have to give the application appropriate consideration. That said, I can tell her there's nothing patentable in here and hope she listens.

OMG you have all the pity I can muster -- and that's a lot. Woah.

I feel no pity for you. People like this make up about 85% of our client base.