they fail utterly at anything they attempt to do

want a task not to be completed? tell them to do it together

unless it's "fuck up" in which case they're experts

I like that Leif & I have two sets of brocons in court and they're both in the closets and like

wat happen

one set is so fluffyfluff loving that they're not even bothering to check if they can get out of the closet they're just mushing on each other

and then tris & ariel are fighting

and having the crazies at each other

literal physical fighting

tris got kicked in the balls

and then also verbal snipefighting

tris and ariel is the best team for everything if "everything" is "be a huge disaster"

because that's what they do, say horrible biting things to each other and make each other feel even more horrible and insane than they already did

can't stop won't stop

Thierry and Arluin stole all the fluff

it's true

thierry and arluin are made of bunnies and shoujo sparkles

at least at each other

tris and ariel tho like

tris and ariel are just constantly imploding

someone please separate them permanently

they are so bad for each other

except Tris would throw a shitfit and not allow it so

yeeeeah

Ariel would allow it but he'd actually hate it

they're so codependent

even though all they do is make each other miserable

cofuckedup

this is your family jupiter

it's so bad both ariels are agreeing with each other

they're not even fighting each other rn they're in agreement on "we want to kick tris in the nads a lot and then make out with him and then run away"

it's too late for that

Ariels that's a weird fetish

sorry jupiter you're in too deep

they can't help it tho

the difference between the two is after they ran away original ariel wouldn't feel bad at all and regular ariel would cry a lot

HAHAHAHA

poor cute Ariel and poor Jupiter

so good at fucking up tho

<-- shitty!Ariel in this moment

~emotions~

what are feelings he doesn't have them

he doesn't want them

omg Ariels... TRISTAN...

BOYS, NO

(boys yes)

who does anything not Ariel and Tristan