gluten tag

I hate you

lies

no

But alma- what do you call a sleepwalking nun

a roamin' catholic

JFOSKCJND JDKWX

LOL

!!!!

I love you too

my friend tried to explain electricity to me and I was like watt

AWWW YEAH YOU DID

what did 50 cent say when he saw his grandma knitting

gee u knit!

oh my god

incredible

i'm in tears

i just told my bf the 50 cent one and he said he's going to leave me

wait I have another one

what's brown and rhymes with snoop

Dr dre

oh my god

miri save me

no I can't, I'm into this

the pain ...

I'm

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan

oh my god

no

It's like you forgot who I was donna

I didn'

t

I just......... hoped I was wrong about u

im

elisaaaa

I thought what we had was special

it was...until the puns

these are so bad ... so good

I just told DH and he was like yep. Yep. Also did you know plateaus are the highest form of flattery?

Fuck that one's awesome

ahhh

a photon checks into a hotel for the night, and the bellhop says hey do you need help with your bags?

And the photon says no thanks! I'm traveling light

no

i refuse to be part of this any longer

bless you marzie

That was way too long

I feel so judged

miri you're the only one who understands me

I am ...

here's one for nerds: two cats are sitting on a roof. which one falls off first?

the one with the shortest mew

Oh my god is this a physics joke

it ... is ... i'm sorry

if it makes you feel better he had to explain it to me

marry me

i had to google it.... to get it.....

strangequark might appreciate that one, but she might also punt me into the sun

i said iw as leaving and i came back sighs

LMFAO

......

mIRI

don't start with the science jokes because I will end them

ugly laughing

what do you do with a sick chemist?

if you can't helium or curium you might as well barium.

AWWW YEAH ELISA

LKJDSALKJD LMFAO

heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding, the cop asks him, do you know how fast you were going? he says no, but I know where I am.

don't unfriend me kabby i was provoked

WOW KABBY

No you're keeping me you have no choice

But kabby that means that as your twin you can be so happy that

You're beside yourself

file a restraining order

just do it

Is this still happening???

Can't stop won't stop

Pls stop

;3;

Gently clutches your hand