i mean sasuke to sake makes sense

but chiquita???

i feel like this needs to be made into a joke

and i'm saying now: that if i get in i am going to constantly have naruto autocorrect his name to chiquita

i can't not

i'm excited about literally everything sits on hands

you guys have been so awesome

i just want to do

horrible things

looks at hands

My phone recognizes bot Naruto and Sasuke...

I didn't even tell it to

it has it as options if I start typing them

i love it when my phone does that OTL

when i start typing i hate my phone fills in sasuke

just so you know

also i'm about to tag you but i'm pretty sure every tag i've written you has been gross feels???

it's okay I get that with Sasuke a lot

the gross feels, I mean

this a dick sucking joke

........is sanji made of noodles

i will always sign naruto up for this shit slams hands on desk

naruto is like

that puppy that follows you home

and doesn't know any tricks

or do anything useful

bless u luffy

YELPS IM ACCEPTED

I'm so happy

Now I'm going to wreck all of you

WHOO

Chiquita sounds about right

I can't wait for the wreckoning tbh

WRECKONING fuck that's incredible

I'm so ready for you... soon sob

Naruto

don't sleep with my brother. :|

Everyone else is doing it.

YESSSSSSSS

can't be tamed tbh

We can just ... not mention it

THAT WON'T WORK FOR EVERYONE

Sasuke has first dibs anyway

Don't worry naruto is an equal opportunity disaster

I hope everyone is ready for ridiculous embarrassing sex

knee to the face during blow jobs, falling off the bed, leg cramps, banging face on the headboard

opens arms

YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN

I apologize in advance

But you brought this on yourself

FAIL SEX

yesss

He tries so hard OTL

It's ok...she'll show him