So we have aus where jack is nice

But what if angel was mean?

What if Angel took after her dad?

Misleading vault hunters and dooming towns with absolute glee

Like. Imagine the scene where the shields for sanctuary drop, and there's just echo silence, and then angel just starts laughing

"Really? That was almost too easy."

"Poor little vault hunters. You want all your murdering and looting to be some romantic quest so much that you never stopped to question the one voice that encouraged you."