please enjoy the rampant stupidity of the Monobear Shopping Network
because we sure are
wIND BENEATH MY WINGS
IT'S BACK
so what day of the week did everyone wake up?
Sunday
I feel like I should've read this somewhere but I can't seem to find it again, are there actually windows anywhere in the hotel or are we in a windowless building?
In their rooms there are windows but they're all covered by metal plates
the lobby has none
MODS
-MODS-
we need a monobear version of that emote
yes please
...do we have a bear
hang on
what, no What's New Pussycat on the iBear?
......we have made a grave error
other options: what's new (obviously edited into the song track) MONOBEAR!
There are no clocks to be found anywhere in the building.
... well crud to no clocks
buuut yeees at the same time
the ibear comes preloaded with 21 plays of what's new pussycat and a single it's not unusual
You're welcome.
BLESS YOU ALEX
ALEX YOU ARE A HERO OF THE PEOPLE
THANK YOU, BASED ALEX
THE iBEAR AND TUCKER'S SWORD IN ONE WEEK JFC
Songs include such hits as "Wing Beneath my Wings", "Another One Bites the Dust", 21 different renditions of "What's New Pussycat" and a single "It's Not Unusual"our mods are too good to us
Mods, I have come upon a brilliant suggestion for the MSN.
oh no
Will it Blend? - SkeletonFrom Beartec. Will It Blend?
...yes
please just imagine a 3 hour special of monobear blending stupid shit
... possibly our stupid shit
look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't watch the fuck out of that
I'm suggesting it because I 100% want to have ryoji stay up all night one night watching this shitty special
I'm sorry, I just love the msn so much, it has the potential to be so dumb
What sorts of things are we likely to find in/at the front desk, if we're allowed to look there?
You are! A lot of small things like replacement shampoo/conditioner/soap, markers and chalk, a few decks of cards, batteries in case the remote in the media room dies, thinsk like that
Are there scissors and tape or glue?
yes
Like, office supplies?
Excellent.
we can steal paper from the printer, right
to write on or whatevs
yes
excellent
there's also paper and pencils and pens in everyone's desks in their rooms
Markers and chalk... 
CRAFT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
...that's a good question
I vote that we have been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Pastafarianism for all.
let me discuss with the Chi One
There are bibles in each room! But the words God, Lord and He are all blacked out with marker
Oh my god
That's wonderful
At least we still have Jesus.
Hey mods! Quick question, since it's occurred to me while typing up a tag and I can't remember what the rule was in past rounds. Ryoji wears... this weird asymmetrical watch.
Silvie
is
it correct to assume that it's not functioning, since there aren't any other clocks in the hotel?
Monobear Shopping Network was such a wonderful addition to this round
Yup, the watch is stopped at midnight. c:
lets out a screech of laughter
y'all are rude as heck, i love it
Oh, good, that was the time I would have picked if it weren't specified. 
*wasn't
Thank you o/
Are there any vents?
Just wondering if everything's completely sealed off or if they exist but you can't open them
there are vents! They're just unopenable at the moment
another question about the front desk: I'm sure there' no wire or something like that in there, but I just want to be sure.
oh, I probably should ask about this too - is there popcorn in the kitchen, and if so, what kind?
There is! Microwaveable and kernals if you're so inclined to make it the old fashioned way
okay excellent, thanks!
no prob!
On Dave's face
fdkGH
...eventually
...One more question to add to the pile - do we have jars in that kitchen
yes
most excellent, thank you :|a
o7