wirehead
was
asked, with a coworker who shares the same first name, to host the monthly office all-hands. It went as you'd expect.
inflicted three really geeky bad groaner jokes on the office.
Gwênlyn
says
Care to share them here?
wirehead
says
"A SQL query walks up to two tables and asks 'Can I join you'?"
groans
and then another one walks up and asks "are you enjoin yourselves"
HAHHAHAHAH. um.
Gwênlyn
says
I didn't groan the first time I heard that joke... What were the other two?
wirehead
says
"Why do C programmers write such long-winded stories? Because they can't write closures"
wirehead
says
"What's the best part about UDP jokes? I don't need to worry if you get them"
