YES I THINK YOU DID cos you were like what if shinra????
and then in the end we went for do this point now,and later you can canon update if you want to
mutsu, viet has all the deets
Does this make celty like
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His crossover au cereal stepmom figure
she's like. his mother-in-law... idk what touken ranbu was like
but gintamamoto sees himself as mutsu's dad.... kind of... laughs
mother in law then why not
Haha it's all vague headcanon stuff as far as past owners go
mutsu, this is like saka's real waifu again cos she works as delivery in the flower shop
working with flowers!!!!!
mutsu might work with them from time to time 8>
saka will be mutsu's dad....
he should probably send him dad texts like
But Japanese fanon gives Mutsu and sakamoto a pretty filial relationship
"ehllo i hope u r doing well. did u eat today? please call me l8r"
riddled with typos and concern
Does celty work in a flower shop
then him and the wife send mutsu joint texts of cheesiness
"you are a really good person" a text mutsu gets at 5 am
SLKDJFSLKDFJSKLDFJSLDFSJD
Dang sakamoto u and your types across the universes
and it's not like any of this shit is planned
everything just fell into place
"You are a really good person" "thanks you're a great person!!!"
[japanese emoticon I can't do on my phone here]
i still want a thing where people spy on their dates
no and ame and i kneweach other like
omg PLEASE HAVE PEOPLE SPY O N THEIR DATES

!!!!!!!!!! salutes
saka's an airhead he won't notice
sakamoot and celty can leave the flowershop together and mutsu and vietnam can just make eye contact and go
please everyone get romances
so mutsu can use all of his knowledge from dramas with natalia
i just want other ppl to appreciate how hot saka is... thank u celty
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SPYING ON SAKACELTY????
but yes mutsu we're using your dognose to follow them too
/pushes melonslasher into the trash

we have an order to follow
just in time for ic valentine day
did you guys think about that
LAUGHING actually terrible because
who here is even a normal person
where should they go for valentine's
not know it's a weird sex movi
go to the hotsprings sakamoto....
take her to the hot springs............
he's. he actually likes celty ok
run away to another place and go to a nice hot springs place
he knows she's uncomfortable with being headless and her body
we do bansai almost killed saka in one
and please tell mutsu deets
he'll ship everything so hard...
he only told zura because zura sleeps with him in bed so he'd wonder where he was
he might take her to a really high place to stargaze?
mutsu and vietnam eating popcorn as they tell the story
how romantic sakamoto....
sakamoto is a romantic person
nods firmly, she gets it now, mutsu, celty is with the most romantic
mutsu really is a good son
its because he had a good family
;w; dont make saka cry. tho he did make u cry so i guess....
helps her make bentos.....
now the mother of saka's children
well they are gonna be an ietm
though saka may try to run
LKSJDLKFJSLKDJFSLKD Fhe'll concede eventually
celty is very comfortable
yeah don't run
he knows you're kind of flighty!!!
and a little romantically challenged at times!!!

*
tie him up in pink ribbon, and toss him into celty's apartment
just to make sure he shuts up and doesn't scream for help, tape up his mouth too
don't tie him up that's a kink of his
learning things about sakamoto mutsu never knew
lol they're wondering why he's blushing while they tie him up
and mutsu is like kanye shrug idk
THEY DISMISS IT AND JUST THROW HIM INTO THE APARTMENT
tell vietnam
sakamoto's code isn't corrupt
sakamoto was flawless
SO SAD