now that i've plurked 1000 times today, i'm running off to work!

i only have 2 tags to do, i'm sorry i didn't get to them before work, but i've got the tabs open! so imma come at u as soon as i can

OH MY GOD naruto?????

ugly laugh

Anyone who tries to make a pet out of him is gonna have a bad time .... /eyes this ninja crew lmfaooo

u gonna cash in on mako's phone number Naruto

yeah I was just saying...

that's a terrible idea

laughs into the sunset please don't get yourselves arrested that'd be really terrible role modeling

I actually think it would be super adorable for him to end up with someone who buys him to try to help

We have so many nice characters at tana u3u

Sasuke would buy him if he had to. No one else it allowed.

*is

(from his perspective, I mean.)

oh my god sasuke...

SIGH NARUTO I'M SORRY MY DARK ISN'T IN A POSITION TO PICK YOU UP it'd be fun :<

darkhair, that is

mako is like I knew you'd get yourself in trouble...

luffy pls... take care of him

sakura can't do anything about it

Luffy B|

... unless I make her a leg too

using up his savings on this loser...

LMAO

pet rather

Omg! !! els!!!

this keyboard is killin me smalls

You should do it be horrible with me

omfg

but who would buy her that she wouldn't murder

HE CAN'T BUY YOU BOTH

LMAO SASUKE

sasuke you better buy sakura since she's the MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD

Also naruto would kick your ass if you didn't

LMAO ADHGGJF

he doesn't know that yet!

besides, Sakura's smarter

that

is very true

But sakura is perfect ;; you have to protect her

nah even she'd be like

take naruto you're the only one who can keep him out of trouble

Someone's going to be an elite at the rate these grey hairs are coming in omg

bsjsksjvds

Er ... mongrel again even god LOOK I'M STILL NOT USED TO THE CHANGE

Itachi just buy Sakura

oh my god

He would have an amazing time trying to justify that in his own mind 8( on one hand, he has witness testimony to how bad being a pet can be?

On the other ... lord he's disgusted by the idea ... or letting any of his people endure that. Woop woop control issues??

sob ninjabutt

I think ultimately he would ... but he'd hate it intensely 8(

weh

well at least she wouldn't hate him for it

Just think of it as better living quarters and free roaming around Tanagura

what's a little sex slavery when you get perks

Sob ... what a world they live in but yeah, access to tanagura is great???

And his roommate isn't coming back

I am so behind these ideas

No escaping from genjutsu lessons, Missy

LMAO

like she would have tried.....

but still

I'm worried about naruto getting super hung up on being 'rescued ' before sakura is :c

halp

He's just so- leave no man behind so he'd be angry about everyone in that situation to be honest

But sakura, especially as a member of team 7, is so hot button issue for him

OTL

KSGDGHS well I don't have to do it either

Omg I'm not saying don't do it I'm absolutely saying do it!! come to this hell with me

I'm just saying I need help because I play a supremely loyal butthole

;3;

gently holds his flower him back

u_u yes that, essentially

he's going to impress some discretion in you boy if he has to physically insert it into your skull

naruto has horrible impulse control and huge gross feels, so i'm hoping I can lean on other people to keep him from doing something stupid

I love the idea of he and sakura experiencing this thing together

babies

But since he's the kind of guy who would punch ghandi in the face if he had to, I need help to make sure he doesn't punch ghandi in the face

Not that ghandi is at tana

she'll sit on him if it helps

fans self oh sakura-chan oh