...IS NOT REVEALED YET GO LOOK FOR IT 
OH GOD OH MAN
ooooooooh
my internal clock is once again inexplicably wired to this game
... to tag in or let someone else go first
because the dog is awake
though fair, usually not out before the announcements
oh man so excited
INHALES SHARPLY
Ohhh god I am so afraid for this cast right now ;-;
PEES IN FEAR
also rufioh is awake but currently fixing a bloody hand in the kitchen because google docs 
Rufiooooh
Well, someone has to go
jeez good thing the body wasnt there or that would have been a fun morning
'oh hey my blood is different! Oh hey! A dead person!'
wish me luck kids
good luck
good luck!
though if this is after announcement, then she's probably freaking out over Rufioh because whhy
IM SO NERVOUS.....
oh that looks promising...
oh my god
.......is someone's head in the washer. IS THAT GONNA BE A THING.
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
Oh my god I JUST LEFT THE HOUSE
oh man she
is just LOOKING IN (thanks enter button)
THERE'S A BODY IN THE WASHER
OH MY GOD
you knwo what frick it
Ohhhh god blood in the washer
I'm going in
what irony
...WE'RE STARTING THE GAME PROPER WITH THIS
> something in the washer
> probably only one character small enough to fit inside completely
....please be a head, please be a head...
> probably only one character small enough to fit inside completely
....please be a head, please be a head...
THIS IS THE TUTORIAL LEVEL
If it's just the head, where would.....the body be.......
... uh oh
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER EVER WANTED TO FIND A DECAPITATED HEAD SO BADLY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
... OH MY GOD
W H A T
DRAGS MY HANDS DOWN MY FACE
what
I S2G ONCE I GET A NOTIF BACK IM GONNA PEE
OH MY GOD
FUCK
oh no
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
OH NO
I HAD TO REREAD THAT OH GOD
WHO'S TAGGED INTO THE LOG SO FAR
"small pointed slipper" 
shoes in the washer
if this is who i think it is
i hate everything
CLAWS AT MY FACE
ARGH
I FORGOT HOW BAD BODY DISCOVERING LOGS ARE
RAKES HANDS DOWN FACE
please find SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
CRYING AND PUNCHING WALLS
whole bunch of people. just crouched around a washing machine. full of blood.
and, you know, a body.
screaming at the top of their lungs
a weird smell, like stinky feet, garlic, and murder
W E L P
NOOOOOO
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
OHHH NOOOOO
oh god
I CANT BELIEVE
i wanted to be wrong :')
well
i guess
at least he finally had a wash
...
because uh
that happened
........
HE GOT
OH MY FUCK
THE FUCKING
...
DEATH ROLL
ARE YOU
WOW
FOR
nooooOOOOOO
REAL
ALEX????
...oops
.......
I FEEL REALLY AWKWARD NOW
... ALEX, I SWEAR TO GOD
HOW
oh is ryuunosuke doing the body-shuffling? 
i'll delete my comment then dont wanna be rude
i'll delete my comment then dont wanna be rude
also wOW NO
oh god this is horrible
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
Thank god for serial killers who know how to get things done
Ryuunosuke is the hero of the people (in this moment and time)
The one thing uniting us all: hatred of Wario, gone.
now we are truly destined for ruin
:') lluosogrwydd well by this time next week wario did get a wash
DON'T WORRY EVERYONE HE'S GOT THIS HE'S SEEN A FEW BODIES IN HIS TIME
(I'm so sorry)
Oooh, this is somehow almost worse 
I just...he got washed
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
Dave liked Wario!
i would just like to thank whoever did this in advance
nooo, Isabelle's comedy duo with him is ruined!
like, just in a meta level
this. is going to sure be some trial.
you fucking washed him
i can't believe this
you magnificent bastard
InstantEternity: he sure did
what if he's not dead and literally just fucking with all of us
like what if we pull him out and he pops up and laughs at us
but there's BLOOD
then i think we reserve the right to stuff him back in there
...though, wario popping out just being all "WAAA" would be great
...yeah but that would mean someone else is actually dead
everyone just "..." "WAAA" "...bye"
akirps: PLEASE HELP HIM
Wario's greatest prank
... wait has anyone said it yet?
I KIND OF HOPE IT'S A PRANK NGL
and his last
JACKHAMMERS F5
GUNNA TOUCH THE FAT ROLLS NOW 
Looks like the culprit's gonna be all... washed up.
THERE IT IS
well. all the document vandalizing is sort of painful now.
It's a Cold and It's a Broken Waluigi
guess Wario's all
....washed up
EYYYYYYYYYYYYY
this is what happens when you don't shower
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE, YOU'LL BE MISSED
put his face on there
I JUST GOT ON BREAK AND IM IN TEARS IN THE TACO BELL PARKING LOT 
WARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
laughing tears. like the evil mod she is, probably.
STRANGULATION.
/pours out a bottle of garlic juice in his memory
so now everyone gets to freak out about a trial :')
im gonna put this here for posterity's sake that was three days ago
im gonna need some beer
i can beerly believe it
CHUGS A WHOLE CAN
everyone still votes for wario
vote for ghost wario
wario did it
somehow
So greedy, he even manages to steal the vote from beyond the grave.
so if I want Duster to run in after the announcement, do I put a comment after the monobear file?
I FEEL BAD ABOUT SO MANY THINGS
Here's your clue count thread for this investigation! Keep an eye on it as it will be updated as people find things o7
I know the cause was revealed to be strangulation but part of me is like. What if he actually just died trying to find a way to get the change box out (I'm guessing it's coin operated at least idr)
well it's not like we couldn't picture him doing it
OKAY SO UH WOW I CAME BACK TO THIS
did. did someone think they could wash wario's dead out like shoving him in the washer seems like an odd way to finish the job?
Maybe they were hoping to get rid of the stink and didn't want to attempt to give him another shower?
heh
Gengangster ☆
has
anyone else started an IC investigation notes doc because I feel like that's something Maya would do but I don't wanna if someone else has done it already
rufioh was contemplating it until he found bloody computer monitors
he kind of got distracted after that
YEAH Maya's more a pen and paper gal
IM SORRY GUYS I REALLY NEED TO EAT SOMETHING I'll be back in a few!
but she keeps the notes for Phoenix (while Luke keeps' Prof. Layton's) in PLvAA
PLEASE EAT
little do we realize all this time donkey kong has been on the hotel roof
hotel mario
It wall connects!
in tribute i think the junk monobears should all together do the mario
swinging their arms from side to side, etc.
(Why did I say "wall")
watch them try to teach the other students how to do it too, like the yoga session in the beginning of round one
just so this is here too here are some notes, they're supposed to start in pen/paper first
AAAND somewhere on the bottom of the page Maya is talking
AAAND somewhere on the bottom of the page Maya is talking
so you can just ICly deliver your testimonies, too
wa-ll
Wario's ghost is possessing me nooooo
Maya refuses to channel wario if she gets her powers back
what if dave cries
....ehghhhghhghg
DAVE DIDN'T EVEN CRY FOR JIMMY
AS BAD AS HE FEELS FOR WARIO HE IS NOT FRICKING CRYING FOR HIM
JUST WAIT DAVE.
YOUR TEARS WILL FLOW EVENTUALLY.
Oh god are you quoting Terezi at me
.......I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING MEAN TO
it's in your blood
You ping people by putting an @ in front of their username!
o/
no worries plurk html is a bit funky