every library needs a crazy religious nut, I suppose

we've gotten into it before because I'm an atheist but today she was particularly pissy

I guess she's butthurt like all the other religious nuts because of the victory yesterday

but it's okay, she's going to pray for me, even if I don't deserve it and am, in her words, retarded

I'm so happy it's the weekend

ffs. Tell her to cry more tears so you can catch them for the drinking.

So Christlike.

she stormed off to pray for me and celebrate Jesus.

My coworker was like "I thought she was going to start spitting fire at you!"

how very christlike indeed.

I was just calmly telling her my opinion and she was ready to jump across the desk and claw my eyes out hahahaha

"How can you explain why the flowers come up from the ground? BECAUSE GOD PUT THEM THERE."

I love speaking calmly with people like that because the calmer you are the more royally pissed they get for absolutely no reason.

Yes. Clearly there is no rational explanation that flowers exist and bloom.

It's so true, Nemo.

And that is exactly what was happening.

Flowers come up, you can't explain that.

Pukes a rainbow on her

I was about to.

P sure all flowers are gay they've all got stamen dicks so

Thanks for making gay flowers God

Fuckin' flowers, man. How do they work?

god, apparently.

rolls eyes skyward.