[The gay] Two of my friends want to explain their religious beliefs on homosexuality to me tonight 
fun times
I don't want to be rude but I don't know if I can handle that tonight??????
Both know full well that I'm gay and have said they love me no matter what.....
Oh goodness no...
Tell them to reschedule, or promise some vodka with their explanations
But I can feel the big hairy "but" from a mile away
I might have to, my head hurts like crazy
squints
No
No