oh my god someone please buy beta monobear

the bracelets

OH GOD THEY CAN SEE THE NAMES OH NO DAVE

FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKK YOU

....IT"S SOME OTHER JOHN

AND ARADIA?

JOHN IS A COMMON NAME

UM...

Um............................

and roxy

He doesn't know Roxy's name at his canon point

...plus John's was blue and green

SHH SHUT UP

I DON'T HAVE 50 MONOCOINS

...oh well then

LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING

...what if we all pooled our coins to help dave get one

but then he could only choose one

Then he'd pick John BUT WE'RE NOT DOING THAT

God I'm glad John is a common name he's just going to see that one and be like WOW HAHA WHAT A FUN AND RANDOM COINCIDENCE.......

...and then see Aradia's

And I don't think living Dave interacted with Aradia much, so he's just going to side-eye that

Hahaha good

Also since we all got a bunch of stuff out of the Monomachine lately, does someone want to host a swap meet one of these days so we can all trade around stuff? :|a

YARD SARD

Not just regains but USELESS SHIT FOR OTHER USELESS SHIT

YARD SARD

also... wait, no, Maya might not recognize Franziska as someone she knows or has heard of, either

it depends on her memory return, doesn't it?

probably, I only sort of know how PLvAA works with respect to that

and I remember seeing she's from mid-that-game

i desperately hope someone buys the glitter cannon

...who would, though

I'm tempted but I already bought something last week

Also, Dave should not have that power

It's a very Dave sort of thing to buy

arts and lovecrafts are now armed with a cannon

no one is safe

(convince futo it's a worthy investment and she'll do it)

GOD

buy the fucking glitter cannon you piece of shit hermit

...somehow I think the top 5 people that would are Tsukiyama, Maya, Isabelle, Dave, and Ryuunosuke, which is probably only partially accurate

...Duster might buy it if he could use it as a battle item

Maybe it'd cheer up Haruka

...FUTO LET'S BUY IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT IS

AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY SET IT OFF

YES

(she can be convinced very easily, for the record)

OMG

YESSSSS

SEE THIS IS WHY I WAS YELLING AT LYNNY LAST NIGHT

I HAD A FEELING THIS WAS WHY

I was laughing because Alex called it within a nanosecond

Someone please recreate the 1812 Overture with the glitter cannon.

I can probably set up a "trade your shit for other useless shit" header at some point

just. gather everyone to the restaurant, offer them eggs, hey make sure you bring your useless shit so we can get the kind of useless shit we want

...CAN THIS ONE BE THE "SWAP MEAT"

IN HONOR OF THE YARD SARD

...

....god dammit

I'll do the useless shit trade on wednesday I guess

I WISH I COULD JUSTIFY SWAP MEAT oh man maybe if Silver asks Dave for help

KRHRHGHK

...Yes

they can put letters by people's doors telling them to come

half of them are nice silver writing half of them are SWAP MEAT

SWAP MEAT in hideous Comic Sans

dAVE NO

god bless dave

literally colored-in jpeg artifacts

"SWAP MEAT free the egg"

SWAP MEAT

They have a computer and a printer though

jesus lord i love everyone in this bar

SO MUCH EASY swap meat swap meat swap meat

please actually make this shitty thing

so when I do this I can fucking link it

LAUGHS okay

HAHAHA oh my god

please imagine the swap meat

and everyone just has their hideous little tables

HEY MONOMODS I think this was asked somewhere before but my memory's really bad; do we have bibles here? and if so, are they Monobear'd out?

IIRC "yes, there are bibles" and "yes, they are censored", but I don't remember the extent of the censorship

Does the karaoke machine have actual songs, or monobear recovers?

OH WAIT of course they aren't recovers, it's KARAOKE, carry on

pokerap: yup! all mentions of "god" or "lord" are blacked out with marker

oh okay, thanks! \o/

Monobear confirmed for euphoria.

nah, you only need to turn them in to regain things

and yes, no meds in the kitchen unless you're doing homeopathic stuff

There are couches in the karaoke room too yes?

yes!

Good just checking

yeah, on the backs like regular DVDs