this time with me not ruining everything

please excuse mel for the last plurk you may or may not have seen

nobody saw that last plurk

shhhhh

if you did happen to see this plurk, which may or may not have ever existed at all, please consult a medical professional immediately

choice

anybody who thinks they saw something different is clearly lying

i didn't COMPLETELY FORGET how to use plurk for a minute there or anything

seek medical attention

i'm done with everything tonight, goodbye world