FFFFFFFFFFFFF
godspeed, ryuunosuke
Ryuunosuke: Ace Detective
tosses popcorn in mouth
/sits on edge of seat
aaaaaaaaa
halts all tags
quick do a headcount who hasn't checked in yet
I'M ON MOBILE IN A CAR JUST GIMME A SEC
go back around the corner Tsukiyama
/push push
the suspense is killing me
I AM NOT LIKING THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YET CHECKED IN 
SAME
ohhhh god...
ME NEITHER
/BITES FINGERNAILS OFF
AAAAAAAH
its wario again
gdmit Wario
how many extra lives?
please make him pop up like IT'S-A ME, WARIO
THIS IS THE WORST I THINK I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN I WOKE UP AFTER THE BODY WAS DISCOVERED
oh nooooooo god where is dave PLS BE OKAY DAVE
I keep being momentarily relieved when I see characters I don't want to die, and then my worry over who has not shown up increases again.
i love how everyone who hasn't checked in is basically like
schrodinger's victim
Haruka's checking out the stairs!
I'm pretty sure Asher's at work so even if Dave is ok he might be a lil late
just be late oh please
also demidemonLove if you don't want Isabelle to go look lmk and I'll have Maya tail Silver and Ryuunosuke or something
OH THERE YOU GO
nevermind
the problem with loving everyone in this game is this
We keep driving through dead zones :/
hehe
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
ASHER IS WITH FAMILY ACTUALLY
GOSH ASHER HOW DARE YOU BE WITH FAMILY
HOW DARE
TODAY OF ALL DAYS
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
I dare
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
Asher's family says hi
HI ASHER'S FAMILY
asher tell your family your'e adorable and also a pain
I FIGURED I WOULDN'T ADD TO STRESS LIKE LAST TIME 
hi asher's family. we're looking for a body
hey kids wanna see a dead body
do you wanna find a booodyyyyy
IT DOESN'T HAVE 2 BE IN ONE PIECE
do you wanna see some gooooore
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
Mom and Dad say they knew that and my brother says he doesn't know about the "adorable" part
fidugh
the adorable is subjective
who wants to talk about ~murders~
TELL THEM I SAID ASHER IS RLY RUDE
--kayneth thinking the blood is pepto bismal thank you
I'm trying to keep to one consistent thread of investigation forgive me
WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKIN
THANKS KAYNETH
....SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY'S IN THE ICE MACHINE WE CANNOT HAVE NICE GODDAMN THINGS
IT'S FINE MONODAD we're all just excited
ヒルのなくない頃に
is
this going to be a theme? water-related places.
w h y
ANOTHER MAFIA HIT
SOMEBODY GOT PUT ON ICE
the theme is, everything nice you have is going to have a dead body in it one day
...in ice
Wario pops out like "HELLO LOSERS ITS-A ME WARIO btw i found dave's head you guys want it"
Kayneth you do not want to have another body tumbling down those stairs
Oh man though you guys
also I'm gonna be REAL MAD IF IT'S WHO I THINK IT IS
Haruuuka
everything is ~terrible~
Literally f5ing every 3 seconds
Haruka's sorry okay she didn't mean to fall down the blood
ice ice baby
she's going to have blood on her uniform all day now
hARUKA
New trend - shoving bodies where they shouldn't fit
at least she didn't slip in chunky salsa
somebody's in the god damn ice machine
WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Nice to be the cool kid that started it all
you're going to need a new ice machine
wario is such a trendsetter
Just make it a reoccurring theme
By the end of it all no one in this game will like the thought of small enclosed spaces
IT'S HAPPENING
by the next case we'll all be like OKAY WHAT'S THE SMALLEST PLACE TO SHOVE A BODY IN THIS ROOM LET'S CHECK THERE FIRST
by the end of this nobody uses any helpful household appliances
PRETTY MUCH
/avoids every toilet ever
but where will we stash our knives
I love how Body in a Breadbox has always been a thing in, like, one trial, and now in this round it's everywhere.
would you like to hide a body~
DO NOT PUT KNIVES IN YOUR PANTS
Well find someplace nice and tight
for some reason I read that as "put bodies in your pants"
DO NOT PUT BODIES IN YOUR PANTS
well
put your own body in your pants
--UM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ABANDONED FEDORA
oh no
oh nooooo
oh
.......I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE BEING PUT ON ICE THING
a forlorn fedora
h-hatman...
HATDAD NOOOOO
HATDAD YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE DUSTER TO CHICAGO
Oh no hat dad
MAYBE IT'S THE MURDER WEAPON
MAYBE HE THREW IT LIKE ODDJOB WE DON'T KNOW
So... Why is it also the biggest guys that are being shoved into these tiny little spaces?
irony
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A STUDENT, BUT INSTEAD IT WAS ME, SPEEDWAGON
...
TYRONE SPEEDWAGON CONFIRMED FOR MASTERMIND
watch it not be him. we're just getting worried.
--....
i still secretly want tyrone mastermind but that's irrelevant right now
GODDAMN IT TYRONE, THAT'S NOT GETTING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
THAT'S TAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S SHIT APART
.... oh my fuck
fffffffffffffffffffffff
...DW what's your damage rn
uness that's my net having a fit
They're just building suspense!
ran if the final body is a victim crammed into a filing cabinet we'll know
find the ting
akirps: Hey, if it's not too much trouble, could you please use brackets for investigations and trials? It's easier/less confusing to follow that way
WELP
HATDAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK
DAMN
fuuuuuuuck 
why do you kill Isabelle's best friend?
hatdad
._.
what is it with this round and italian guys
fisdugh
NOOOOOO
AND HE SHALL SING NO MORE
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
NOOOO
And hats, missing hats seems to be a thing
Just can't keep the hat with the rest of the body
SO I cannot get dreamwidth to load whatsoever so I'm going to restart I'LL BE...RIGHT BACK IM SO SORRY
Oh Chi, when you get back, the Wound Diagram link just leads to the Death announcement
Or... the top of the page actually
...why are we so terrible at linking things
THAT MAY HAVE TO WAIT TO BE FIXED
...because our wound diagrammer is at work
Understandable!
I apologize in advance if I keep popping in and out, it's storming again here today so my net is giving me a super hard time but I THINK im back 
...yup the wound diagram will have to wait a little bit I PROMISE IT WILL BE THERE
AND WE WILL TELL YOU
...plurk
MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW BADLY HARVEY WAS HURT
we will tell you when the wound diagram is fixed
ALSO I am getting the clue count situated and then will actually be in business here
...the random icon for harvey's room is ominous with the text I decided to put
ERP
that has been said /deletes that
i replied before I went through the 180 replies on this plurk orz
also, it appears we have our round gimmick
R1 was knife island, R2 was the land of bitter almonds
R3 is 
fff
you're absolutely right, Sword
Sorry about that tag with the hat. I misread that description
8(
RandomProphet ...Ran I just laughed so hard goshdangit
i thought you'd appreciate that