he's not really a lumberjack

time to lick some metal stuff

JOSEPH JOESTAR :|

OLD MAN

I WILL PUT YOU IN TIME OUT

I swear to the old ones

if you little pecker heads start licking metal shit

I will tell Frank to just trash your souls

heck announces over the intercom that joseph's in a time out

or a home

XD

just like ten minutes later adds THAT JOESTAR DUDE WHO ALMOST DIED WHILE DANCING IS IN TIME OUT FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME

LMFASDJFHASKDFH AMAZING

Joe just keeps piling up all the shame on his family name

Way 2 go, grandpa >:|

fuck off with your snakeskin footsies jotaro

why haven't you guys collectively gotten together and kicked him out yet

You're gonna make Jonathan go all Grandma Erina on your ass

shit

I don't know, he just keeps coming back

real fear

Decathect whoops just saw this but

what_he_needs: eggsy do u wanna fite

also I almost had him keep saying bruv

and then I was just

no, if I do that the bruving will get out of control

and all will fall into disarray and despair

neverending bruv

henry's about to make it worse

so much bruv

bc ive been waiting to use that line

what henry isn't saying: it's been weeks since a full shower

pfff

maybe they can have a bruv off at another date and time

henry

stop talking to him

hehehe

he is just

no

why is this strange person talking to me

"strange" doesn't even begine to cover it

why did the techs make me do this

aw but you're the best heck!

FLATTERY GETS YOU NOTHING STINKY LICK LICK MAN

lol yes

doesn't hurt to try! and henry doesn't lick themself even they know that doesn't work on humans

BRUV-OFF

and heck probably does only because the techs are like OH MY GOD STOP

Steeple: at least you tried henry

oh no henry learned long ago licking doesn't actually owrk

and I'm sorry I couldn't help it

I bruved

i am weak

hehehe

also: i would say im sorry i ruined the post but im really not ;9

XD it's all good

it's also rly funny bc a lot of these is cultural misunderstanding

daily washing is common, yes; full baths daily are not

carrying water for a bath is not fun

just sounds like an excuse henry

well excuse u not all of us are rich enough to have fancy indoor plumbing

well u shuld be

ok i'll just alchemize these rocks into gold 8|

ngl when heck called henry an animal all i could think of was

LOL

yes good