yessss

AW SHIT HERE IT GOES

yaaay

byea, maya

here we goooo

DO YOUR BEST GUYS MAYA IS COUNTING ON YOU TO SURVIVE

QUESTION is the evidence allowed to be lifted from the crime scene? futo woulda brought the cut-up paper with her tho making sure it's kosher

Dave did it last week.

Dave did it again this week too

people have already lifted some evidence and brought it over a bunch of times yeah

I'm pretty sure it is ok?

oh okay haha

did not notice oops

It's allowed, yes!

Does someone have the copy of the podium layout with the names on it, by any chance?

Chi is slapping names on it rn actually o7

so give us like 5 minutes

and thank you all for the hand trauma warning, i super appreciate it it's such an oddly specific squick, guh

not a problem!

It's not so weird! I'm bothered by hand trauma too friend come here to the safe hands corner

LEMME KNOW IF I HECKED UP SOMETHING but I think that should be right

I love how Kayneth is the only one I had to go a text size lower for

thanks kayneth

AND THANKS CHI <3

o7

I'm updatng it in the post too o7

OW, MERI

YOU STARTED THE PAIN TRAIN

I AM JUST HERE FOR THE RIDE

I HAVE REGRETS

welcome to dangan roleplay

clarification, WAS the lamp shattered? it was mentioned to be incredibly broken, but i'm not sure if that'd count as shattered winterbolt frickninja ResplendentRi

ouch, poor meri

owl_like: it pretty much is- most of it was broken into pieces, other than the top part of it still being intact

o7

...is it fair game to ask how fucked up meridiana is likely to get if she drinks and/or tastes the residual tea

like i'm not saying it's gonna happen but it might and i have my suspicions about the tea

yeah I'm pretty sure there were sleeping pills in the tea

if that's what you're suspecting

It is, yeah.

LIKE SHE'LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND DO IT

meridiana NO

I can have Ryuunosuke jump in with the sleeping pill if you want to avoid that, Alex!

...god i am about to write a sentence and it is "in her professional experience as someone who is british"

I love Meridiana Everett

I MAY NEED THAT SAVE pokerap LEMME JUST SEE WHAT THE MODS SAY

Isabelle still has Maya's jacket and badge if anyone needs that presented anywhere

well the gingers do know there's some kinda sleeping pill thing floating around so one of them can stop her

gloriousrikkaidai: OKAY I'LL JUMP IN AFTER THE MODS

afda Haruka

PLEASE BE CAREFUL, MERIDIANA

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH A CUP OF TEA

mmm delicious almond flavor I MEAN

WELL IT WON'T KILL HER TO DRINK IT give me 2 seconds to double check something o7

or will it

someone please teach her not to drink evidence

they did not cover this in finishing school

...more like finish-you-off-school

... if someone dies during a trial because of testing evidence, does that count against the killer again or?

finish you off school b y e

In a two-victim murder Monobear might have to intervene on account of the two-person rule.

haha

that's true

After all, six people are dead at this point. There's really no reason for her to be goofing off during investigations. KAYNETH

kayneth stop being so fucking sketchy

i hope he's entirely innocent

and he's just sketchy as fuck for no apparent reason

i'd laugh really hard, no lie

that seems in line with his character I'm

I am linking this because I think the only thing sillier than matching fingerprints is matching butt prints

I can't breathe fhshvi

WOOP WOOPdear mods: how magnificent is the derriere that left the mark

how do you leave a butt print

is it like

a bloody butt print

are you sure this is a clue maybe one of the girls just has a very heavy flow

...I completely forgot to check if the footprints near Maya's body were bare feet footprints or not oops winterbolt frickninja ResplendentRi were they bare feet??

pokerap: yes! Sorry omg plurk is having a moment for me

it's okay, it's been really weird for me too

thank you!

... did the siren bears go back to their post or was Isabelle DDR-ing with some bears that like their shift was over?

because she miiight bring that up too depending

Give me a second to double check o7

There was only one Siren Monobear in the arcade and it was dancing well into the night

Bless it's little dancing heart

okay

good it didn't die

because Isabelle still would've freaked out... she only likes that one okay? okay

that siren monobear became the lord of the dance for a brief shining moment

dancing bear.

ubuuu Izzy

it's not so bad when it's not around to start ringing or something!

bless that single malfunctioning bear's heart

... NOO don't say that. Don't die bear!

please stay with us not sure if henri

"not if you slid down on your butt" CAMERA ZOOMS INTO FACE MENACINGLY

Hey mods! Dave has a question about butts. Just wanted to make sure it didn't get lost in the sea of tags

of course dave would ask about plush rumps

THANK YOU, ASHER

HIS LIFE IS BUTTS

HE HAS SEEN SOME BUTTS IN HIS TIME LET ME TELL YOU

it all comes down to rumps

all those smuppets have prepared Dave

...and i almost answered that with Wash oops

Wash knows nothing of butt prints

Yes Wash please tell him about butts

It is your duty now as his father figure

the butts and the booties talk

'Prosecution, present your evidence.' 'Would everyone in the room please rise, turn around, and present your bum?' '...Are you trying to gather evidence or just make us all moon the judge?'

this case has gone so Ace Attorney

appropriate

just how Maya would have wanted it

...easy pun is easy.

Ass Attorney

:|bb

buttgate 2015

buttgate, handgate, what's next

we're running out of body party

parts

"okay, but is the holy grail actually the goblet of fire???"

CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER

NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL HIM WHAT THE HOLY GRAIL IS

he's just here to Hagakure it up now, I'm so sorry

gOD

Hey mods, quick question o/ Are those teacups identical?

yes

I figure they're part of the same set, but maybe one of them had more/less dregs, or a chip or whatever on them :|a

basically I'm trying to figure out if it'd be possible for ryoji to remember which side of the table the drugged cup was on

they're part of the same set! only one of the has the drug dregs in it

Oh, so to figure out who would've drunk it, Kayneth's empty chair slot or the other person?

Yup!

but otherwise they're identical

So there's no telling them apart, save for "I picked up the cup on the chair side with my left hand, and the cup on the empty side with my right"?

This trial's taking a while, so I'm getting kind of worried. please don't be a repeat of the one that took 14 hours while everyone chased the wrong guy as I went "noooo you're wroooooong"

Which is a little tenuous for someone as absentminded as Ryoji, so I don't think I'd go for it.

Examine his blood clearly

(Thanks for answering my questions! just tryin' to find a way to use our evidence to determine which member of the tea party got hella drugged)

Or is there an easier way

no prob! o7

YO MODS WE NEED A BUTT CHECK

are wE REALLY

oh my fucking

I CAN'T BELIEVE

THIS IS PROBABLY NOT FORENSICALLY ACCURATE

y'all are a collective embarrassment

bless all y'all

OH MY GOD

inspecting that booty

it would be my case

"my"

I WOULD BE INVOLVED IN THE CASE THAT HAS A FUCKIN ASS CHECK

do they got the booty

SILVER HAS HAD THE WORST FUCKING WEEK HE HAS NO TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT TBH

WE ARE FUCKING CHECKING THE BUTTPRINT

Apologizes to Kayneth

six people are dead

bless.

do they got the booty

this is a legitimate question now

also, double checking on the jacket because, besides the badge being in the condition it was from the machine, what's the jacket?

It's the top purple part of Maya's outfit, I think?

if you check the wound diagram she's wearing the under part, but not her coat

yup

do you mean like, the condition as in the state of it? if it was covered in something or ripped?

well, it would have been noted if covered in anything, right?

besides that, was it like discarded like removed or jacket alone with badge ripped off? things like that

There is blood on it; it's my fault that wasn't confirmed in the first place, sorry!

The badge was on it and it was covered in a small amount of blood in the chest area

ah okay!

...UH actually it should also be ripped hold on

Ok yeah it should also be slightly torn as though it were snagged

I love how "out for blood" this trial is becoming

me too holy shit

correction

already is

i can't believe ryuunosuke is almost the protagonist today

i can't b e l i e v e.

I AM LIKE VIBRATING

Actual SHSL Worst Luck Kayneth

shsl e rank luk

shsl u tried

Lancer rubbed off on him

shortest MTB

ACTUALLY FUCK BOTH IRISH LANCERS' MASTERS GOT THEIR HANDS CUT OFF???

"that's no excuse for what you've done."

ryuunosuke...............

c:

Ryuunosuke dude

ISN'T THAT A BIT, UH

HMM

this is gonna get really funny later on