As once famously said by one Barret Wallace "There's no gettin' off this train we on 'till we reach the end of the line."

let's mosey

.D.

if anyone manages to die this week they will get the biggest prize

now's my chance--no

maybe someone will slip in the shower when the train goes sharp around a corner oay

because how much do you have to annoy your car roommates to make one of them kill you

okay*

hit their head hard

~Prizes~

old man joseph suffers a heartattack

ded

because he's old

why would you even joseph

also as people may have guessed, there is no boxcar shuffle this time

since the train isn't stopping

This will be fun. : p

you get to stay in your boxcars forever

AIN'T NO SLOWIN' DOWN THIS TRAIN

and ever

Prizes??? Aw man I should have waited

spotters_guide: natasha might kill clint if he keeps kicking in his sleep

wow you could just tie him down it's not like he would complain nat

good thing this is a train and not a plane in joseph's case regardless

if this was a plane joseph would be the character that opened the pressure sealed door and killed everyone

sob joe plz

no it'd probably just crash in general

joseph are you hurley

she has nothing decent to tie him down with

thus this running joke never ends

did the techs debate on going on a plane but were like "lol no what about that joestar guy"

although hopefully they reach their destination by the 31st or else malia mightt snap and kill everyone in her car oop

hennig: oop

cooltapes: well it was either that or the flying kraken

you can never be too sure

>flying regardless

i'll read over this to find out and if they're still trapped in the car at that time I'll pplurk everyone in her car and let them know....

it's okay eggsy people can shower again

hennig: week 7 only goes up to the 19th so you're fine for now with malia

excellent

lol plz don't drown henry in there eggsy

no more tears eggsy

omg

it's okay henry has body wash

they learned, thanks to seph, that it is in fact soap not embalming fluid

it made from the blood of innocents

no but it smells like peaches!

who says the blood of the innocents doesn't smell like peaches?

also you'll never take me alive eggsy dashes

HACK YOU CHECKED

HAVE

it soap made from the fat of people tho

DON'T HACK JUST TO CHECK

well its from target so

Heck is not your damn mother :|

also: does not smell or taste like blood

so yes

nor like human fat

but yeah someone shoving henry into the shower would be hilarious

Heck is not staying in any of your boxcars :|

he's with the cool people

heck, yoshi is in the car with you

in what world is yoshi one of the cool people

im not sure how henry would react to being manhandled anyway :|a

Heck was shooting the shit out of denver folks to protect you guys

well he does wear a bun

wow shush

u just jelly of his amazing man bun

there ginger denver lady

oh sure

all she's ever wanted is the ability to grow a man bun

"man bun"

which is pretty tricky considering she would need to be a man first

theoretically

im pretty sure henry would not bite anyone who attempted it

ur still jelly

seph can throw him in

least likely to die and all that

this is tru

seph is like the things i do for clean

what would seph even do

just block the bathroom door

pick henry up and hold jnder spray

maybe freeze him in a block of ice?

freeze them in a block of ice and thaw out each limb one at a time

that would be Ill Advised

well what's the worst that could happen

dont wanna make henry switch to Cornered

true a double homicide in the bathroom would not make the other car members happy