... ruuuude

POLKA

aaaaaaaa

the music

yes good

[POLKA MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

I want a cookie from monobear

WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME we just don't know

they are delicious soft baked cookies

I dont blame you

are they black-and-white cookies

yes

I don't even like cookies but a soft baked one sounds amazing rn

[muffled polka music in the distance]

if you killed a space marine by bludgeoning him to death Ryuunosuke is going to have to reevaluate everything in his life]

but would that make her cooler

hahaha

do not fuck with dogmom

much cooler

BUFF DOGE

Isabelle lifts, do u

.....okay im here but late, what's goin on so far?

someone is possibly a sexual deviant, Dave and Ryuunosuke had to have it explained to them what a tie pin is for, and we've decided that the carnage in the tea room was probably not from a slingshot

infinite hagakure trial loop

Oh I am so glad I am not the only one whose first thought about the wet spot was inappropriate

we're talking about the footprint now

ah okay

um. is there any place i could jump in? unless investigating duster now is top priority idk

sorry vlkhfsg;lh i just dunno what to contribute coming in late

there's still plenty left to do

like, Isabelle knows about the massage chair going mental, but don't have done the thing I will be so mad

... the tension

at least it's not exactly fist fights or general blood lust insanity this time...???

...this is an improvement over bloodlust insanity, yes

but does it make it better? or worse?

an absolute turnaround. no one (ALMOST NO ONE) wants to consider this

...and then there's Ryuunosuke Uryuu: That Guy Extraordinaire

AREN'T YOU GUYS GLAD YOU HAVE THAT GUY AROUND

I realize that every case I've gone "we would have been dead without Ryuunosuke" and honestly that terrifies me

EVERYONE HARUKA LIKES

(okay she was calling for blood last trial but she liked Kayneth enough before he decided to be. well. him)

camington: IT HASN'T BEEN EVERY CASE someone else please take over body investigations this is horrifying

HE'S CHECKED EVERY BODY FOR US

EXCEPT FOR OUR DOUBLE MURDER

teach the children how to check bodies

HEY HE TRIED TO TEACH ALLIE

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT OKAY WITH THIS!!!!

good lord I am so sorry about him

LAST WEEK WAS BAD

Okay I think this is it

"so the kids could eat" fuck me up

THIS IS SO

UPSETTING

duster no

BABY

I wonder if Allie is correctly guessing who "he" is

she knows what fucked up parent stuff sounds like. he's barely talked to her about his father, but. she's experienced something like this so

so everything is pretty shit rn

Tsukiyama's room is just... are we kicking Ryuunosuke out for the evening? or weekend?

lays on my side

if Ryuunosuke isn't couched for the next eternity I will laugh

hahaha

well, it's more the trial space right now

haruka's at his podium, he called her over

...futo's over there next to him

...and then isabelle so we just have this like

wall of cute sad girls

...also tsukiyama

who is doing great on the sad

not so well on the cute

i'm so fucked up

...tsukiyama has just started screaming honestly, he's so fucking done

...also trying not to rip poor haruka's hair out

Oh man Tsukiyama...

Remember what was on Duster's dislikes in his profile?

...being scolded

nO THIS IS SAD

OH DUSTER NOOOO

everyone shoves cookies in their mouth: the trial

sobs into my noodles

don't be upsetti have some spaghetti

.............. mutanthairything THAT WAS A COLOSSAL WORD FUCKUP GOMEN it was supposed to be "nothing but respect"