at least they have good taste

good morning. happy monday.

oh my god D:

Oh I'm so sorry Marzi

I'll go dog the bounty hunter them

oh no i'm fine! just a little surprised is all

Whoa

can you get it refunded?

or did the fraud dept flag it already

the bank had called and was like we have some Concerns and i was like meh it's probably fine

Lol what I hope they give you the money back

and then i got an email and was like ok maybe not fine

omg i hope this gets resolved

kasjdfklj

Lol what I hope they give you the money back

so i called this morning and they were like 'did you just drive from one coast to the other and spend a lot of time at macys?'

christ, i'm sorry )8 i hope you can get it sorted out with your bank

they were really helpful and they've halted everything, and they're sending me a new card

so that's nice! i'm just, surprised??

i never use that card? i'm not sure how that happened

i know someone that happened to, they had a just-for-emergencies card that basically collected dust in a file cabinet that someone charged a trip to new mexico on

no idea how that happens, but i'm glad it's all resolved

That's insane like how do they learn that...

i'm literally amazed

like how???

Oh geez, that sucks ): I'm glad the bank is on top of it, though!

O_o

FRAUD?

omg..

thats awful im glad you stopped it before it got worse

we should all get emails for purchases..

i'm waiting for retinal scans ~the future~

Put a microchip in me the future is NOW

somehow donna... i should have expected that from you

Look

I want to be a robot

Or a cute dog

How come dogs get microchips I don't

This is clear bias

I got this once too but it was someone buying NFL themed stuff and my bank was like INSTANT FREEZE SOUND THE ALARM

hjkHUASIDJAS

amazing, absolutely amazing

Your bank knows you hate football

they were all "this nerd would never..."

someone used my paypal account of all things to order a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff from Walmart.com: Save money. Live better. ... that was weird ): they didn't catch it but they fixed it quick enough

what the hell man...

didn't someone do that to you too king? like 600$ at walmart and 600$ at sport chek?

like you would ever sport???

Maybe they sell man bun care kits

You don't know Marzi

tru u_u

Lumberjack supplies

LUMBERJACK SUPPLIES

plaid shirts and daisy dukes

I can see it

Lmfao

were you able to see what they bought at walmart?

or was it just wow you sure dropped a shitload of cash on appliances and socks

no ): but I bet it was dumb stuff

:c disappoint

1D bedding or smth

HJKLASDHKAS

living the dream

100 posters

1d lampshades

yeah it was awkward I had to call the sheriff since it was an in-state thing SLKJFLSKDJFSLKFDJ YES

lifesize cardboard cutouts

Oh god

u know you bought that stuff just for you who are you kidding

shit i'm busted

points at eyes, points at u

idek what they look like but aw yeah twink meat

1d onesie

dahJsdh

fuck

FUCK

.... Twink meat....

I'm.

You know never mind I buy this more than ever

why are they like ... a crossfit-heavy boy band or smth

i'm an old lady i'm out of my element ): the last boy band I remember is SOAD

i have no idea. the extent of my knowledge is that they are all english except for the one with the clearly irish name. that's the extent of my 1d knowledge

Zayne was hot then he quit

Still hot

oh no wonder they're popular if they're english

The rest look like pudding with brillo pads for hair

or maybe that was me, my fannish heart was reserved exclusively for across-the-ponders -- if you couldn't find them in sugar I wanted no part of it

kjsdlflkjsdfdkjf ah donna isn't that the trend these days

Gross

miri if you're going to say things like that you need to be clutching your pearls in one hand and holding knitting patterns in the other

She already is

I guess it's better than the 'my hair resembling an unpackaged ramen brick is complete coincidence' jersey shore thing

Always

Ok tru

The salty Ramen of my childhood

jslkjsdgjkl fuck ... knitting patterns are no good, gotta go with crochet bc I am a lazy old lady and my lap is full of cats besides

One hand to surf doujin on pixiv, one to crotchet

dajlksdjaklsj bless

ah das my life

Miri

Come play in a game with mr

Me. I feel like we're missing the chance to be gross old ladies

I came here to cutely console marzi and suddenly this plurk is about 1D and how old everyone is......

I KNOW ... what is this

same abby

I want to play with you again instead I'm hogging king and marzi and I'm not sorry about that but wish u were here

You totally like,

Face-off'd me

oh my god she did

Altho that's not true I was not playing pornos with those kids just emotional pornos

does that mean you're john travolta donna??

slkdjflskdjf i'm fuckin dying omg

also casual reminder that Face/Off literally has a / in the title

I want to be nic cage....

Oh...

It does

all old ladies start to look the same when a certain age is reached maybe they're just a little confused now

Thanks for thinking of me abby sorry about the boy bands....

Shakes cane

you're forgiven

one day one of them will wake up in the frigid wasteland and poke the other like that's not donna, is it

oh gosh, what

isn't that the plot to m knight shamaylan's new movie

glad they solved it!

banks are really good about that stuff.

whips out my own nic

did i just get nicslapped

Eheehhehw

yes that did happen to me I was apalled they don't sell lumberjack supplies at sportchek

What the hell sportchek

I left for 5 minutes wtf....

King don't you know better???

suddenly nic cage and 1d

good point

Just saying

Also which is your fave 1d

if its not zayne you're already wrong

did someone say nic cage

this plurk became 1D i'm so confused

It is the way of the world

everything is 1D