AWWW YISS
...sorry the emote is borked, I'm on mobile so I'll fix when I'm home
MUTHAHECKING PREZZIES
BUT YES don't forget to submit your new memory regains + check in for the week!
A LIFE-SIZED CUTOUT OH MY GOD
...ONE MONOCOIN
we needed Jesus that desperately
MY TIME HAS COME
...things certainly are weird this week, though.
SOMEONE BUY KIREI
GLITTER CANNON REFILL HELL YES
mhm
the question is not if kirei is being bought
WOW
the question is "how many monocoins does alex have right now"
fjkdslhgKHG
oh yes
............ HOW MANY KIREIS ARE YOU GOING TO BUY
HOW MANY COINS DO I HAVE
LEMME GO COUNT
i have 22
y'all are fucked
jesus is coming
Oh my god
I'm so happy
fuckign hell
DO WE HAVE 22 ROOMS
REJOICE
CAN I PUT A KIREI IN EVERY ROOM
a Kirei for every empty podium. just... if that bothers monobear yes
oh my fucking god
AHAHAHA
OH GOOD
thething happened
ONE MONOCOIN HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU
DO I LOOK LIKE A CHEAP MAPO TOFU TRAMP
A SIMPLE PRICE FOR A SIMPLE RAMEN CHEF
...
THE FUCKING BOAT BOX
i'm dying
...also there's some shady shit going on this week clearly
what's that gift...
spoilers: I made Kirei 1 monocoin ebcause I desperately want people to buy a ton of him
....okay i can allow this
you have succeeded
free tofu, guys
eat the tofu
just FUCKING DO IT
everyone thread with me i need so many coins right now
THROW KIREI DOWN THE CHUTE
KIREI RIOT
W O W
what did kirei kotomine ever do to any of you
Before I make a fool of myself, there's still one upward-leading stairs barred off on the fourth floor, right?
yes
you'll be getting that later 
Excellent
and once you have a top level for Dave up I'll reveal his present
PREZZIE
time to investigate
and be nervous if nothing is actually... singing with the karaoke machine
are there any specific songs running on the karaoke machine on monday?
OH I was going to add a link and forgot
e second
...Oops
Do you need me to delete my comment
nah, it's fine
there is a specific song!
Journey - Don't Stop Believing Lyrics
dave back in curry's room 
of COURSE IT IS
...i am very suspicious of this song
this whole week is suspicious
f UCKING
C--CONGRATS, DAVE??
CONGRUTALION TO MEEEE
.....UH
.....jsyk if Dave screams Wash is going to be right there to kick it across the damn hallway
It's not a Junk Monobear, he's okay with it
how loud would he have screamed if it was
Loud enough to break the soundproofing
the correct response
sudden regrets that it wasn't a Junk
TOO LATE
BUT NAH it was never going to be a Junk
or reasons
for reasons
....hey. could we maybe take some of the parts from the siren monobear and try and get liv tyler working again?
There is an unusual amount of scuffing on its feet however. DDR SIREN BEAR
CRUEL
NO!!!!!!!! 
WHAT NO IT'S DEAD D:
HOW DARE YOU
well you guys wanted DDBear again
His heart willlll go onnn andddd onnnnn
It's fine it's a robot. Maybe it's got a backup
WE CAN REBUILD HIM WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
SIX MILLION DOLLAR BEAR
DDR BEAR RIOT
we keep underestimating how invested you guys get in bears
NOOO bear friend!
look
if henri and kureha have taught you anything
it's that we get incredibly upset about cute bears
SIX MILLION DOLLAR BEAR
Haruuka saaave him
CYBEAR NINJA
Sorry Izzy but Dave has the bear now and he votes bunnies 
... okay 
He's going to a better place
a bearter place
...does this mean Deadlandia suddenly gets a Siren Monobear
........
no 
He will live on as a bunny organ donor ;;
okay ;w;
so are we actually going to be able to fix the bunny
Has the tea room been cleaned up, after Friday?
kirei tho
gloriousrikkaidai: yes, it has!
everyone order a priest to exorcise the hotel because we're clearly haunted
(this is your Haruka Theory of the day)
order a better priest
they only have one shopping channel
...So we have ~nineteen rooms not counting dorms, elevators, and bathrooms.
...twenty if you count "let's put one behind the front desk like the world's worst concierge".
by grabthar's hammer there will be twenty+ kotomines in this hotel
You are doing God's work
god bless you
you're all boned
GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE
that's 20 servings of mapo too
ONE FOR EVERY ROOM IN THE SCHOOL
enjoy your atomic pain meridiana
...hotel, whatever
...oh god is she going to try it
...look if we end up playing never have i ever again
we will be ready
Dave wants to eat the mapo
He will regret it
But he will try
we have twenty
...honestly i'm more afraid silver will eat it
because food
shotguns down a whole plate and suddenly GHOST PEPPER CHALLENGE
DING DONG BODY DISCOVERY
i swear to christ if one of these ends up as evidence i'll fucking die
oh god
what is silver putting in his mouth
twenty plates of mapo tofu
HF Kotomine Scene 3: Shocking mapo tofuImagine being stabbed in the tongue and having salt rubbed into it, and you'll be on the right track.
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SILVER EAT TWENTY PLATES OF THIS SHIT
AND THEN HE IS GOING TO DRINK HIS FUCKING SPICY DEATH JUICE WHEN HE'S DONE
this week's murder...
godspeed, child
this is your trial by fire initiation into team yuetsu 2.0
look i'm just here for all the possible shenanigans that people can get up to with twenty cardboard cutouts of a 6'4" yuetsu priest
you can have a really hype audience for anything
and twenty plates of death
...now I really wish we'd gotten a chapel
stick one in the pulpit
Gold Wario will have friends now
...
we could put underwear on the kotomines
A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF POSSIBILITY HAS BEEN OPENED
/chokes
nine people are dead
we have tsukiyama's manties
i can see forever
There's a pair hanging in the elevator you can hijack!
...if someone hasn't grabbed them off the line first
CAN WE DO A FUCKING MAPO TOFU CHALLENGE
I LAY NO CLAIM ON THE MAPO
GODSPEED EVERYONE I HAVE WROUGHT THIS UPON YOU
oh hey do we need a mod ping for this (I'm thinking yes but idk)
and today, alex ordered 20 kireis.
oh my god, Dave, stop being a cute shit
twenty kireis. that's as many as two tens.
and that's terrible.
look if I go hard this week maybe I can get to forty
four tens
....an endoskeleton
are we in fucking five nights at freddy's
SO HEY MODS on monday, if they try to turn off the karaoke machine, it'll turn off, right?
yup!
There's nothing wrong with it, its just turned on
gotcha!