...well, one big content warning, but we want to really emphasize

/sits in here and nods

that this body discovery will be super high school level fucked up

...ryuunosuke what did you do

Oh god

oh nooooooooo

...concern.

We will bump this plurk in the morning and also restate these content warnings when the investigation goes up

shit's gonna be fucking real

but be prepared for excessive gore and dismemberment straight out of the gate

...because apparently we can never have nice things with case 5

...Delightful.

ah....................... it's this time again............

why can we never have a nice case five

or at least a sane case five

FOUR IS THE EVIL NUMBER HERE, NOT FIVE

...w e l p

blood for the blood god

4 is the sad case. 5 is the gore case.

and 3 is the I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS (THEY'RE NOT YOU) case, apparently

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

...r1 had tons of gore in both 4 and 5 though

true

...is the blood god the 101 kirei kotomines

but 5 was grosser because he was there for three days

I can't believe we've established a pattern already

euuuuuuuuuuuugh will this be up there with jumba's body in r1.......

so wait, does that make R3 the Ike round?

...well it's not a gelatinous mass of decomposing tissue and organs but uh.

not r3

murder 3 of any given round

oh right, derp

we obtain proof that god exists because god damn, intestines are colorful

and last round it literally was Ike, that round. So.

murder 3 is the Ike murder then

dammit Ike

...tread with caution. If you think you may have a problem with the warnings or with the body discovery, hang back until the body itself is discovered.

er, that week

There will be non-shitshow places to investigate, don't worry

:|b

is this murder just going to be

well i don't know i mean it might be someone's aesthetic

w-well

"why are these organs in the corner?" "aesthetic"

BANGS FISTS ON TABLE MURDER DATE! MURDER DATE!

hey, disney ronpa didn't have a super awful case five

... disney ronpa didn't have a case five

that's true, instead we got a trial that was just PUNCH THE BEAR IN THE FACE

which was fun

Disney censored case 5.

^

oh this looks promising

"promising" is one word for it

...god we set such a shitshow precedent in r1

I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT

Hey, it could be worse. Round 5 could have become the celebratory murdersex round.

*Case

DON'T REMIND ME

...

I'm concerned

like

super concerned

we sure did set the stage in R1

i'm not at all sorry about r1

i'm very proud of r1

Oh gosh

I wanna be here but I might not because of this bbq

nah, trial 6 is the "regret-filled murdersex" case

(Sam/Madison, then Adachi/Sonico...if memory serves? Adachi/Sonico might've been later since R2 was bigger)

it was case 8, actually!

i remember because it was week 9 and lynsey hates nines

man, R2 had a lot of stuff going on

my brain super-compresses it for some reason

continuing the proud and then regret-filled tradition of the murdernasty

betty and simon was trial six for round two and they did have sex just shortly before everything went down

so

that sort of counts

...there were many regrets, yes

although sam and madison had banged before that

god, Simon and Betty was just

they banged right after lysandre and monomi's wedding

You knew exactly how everything was going to go down and you didn't want it to happen, and then it happened and you didn't want to believe it happened just like that but it did

yeah

i think we could have done a better job setting up the case tbh and i'd have changed some stuff were i to do it over

but me and drizz wanted to go out together in a terrible clusterfuck and that is what we did

then there was the sheer majesty of Kirei

that clusterfuck got away from me

/looks at monobear

the pool tea was for the fourth of july

i'm glad it helped with the next trial

trial, murder, whatever

that sure was a clusterfuck