Apologies for the delay!

Oh wow that is interesting!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what a cool motive

super cool

AMAZING...

oh shit

... HAHAHAHA MONOBEAR YOU SHITLORD

ooooh wow

what a perfect motive

OH THAT'S COOL

OH MY GOD

GOD BLESS THIS MOTIVE SCREE

...so what you're saying is

if somebody doesn't die by friday everyone will hear about homestuck

...oh my god

Wait

THE TRUE DESPAIR

I hope this happens in the form of like, home movies on a shitty projector narrated by monobear

halfway through dave raises his hand

starts pointing out inaccuracies

even monobear got homestuck wrong

ksjdkljslgh

So is that going on the kink meme or --

to be fair homestuck is very complicated

everyone else's life is like one disc

dave's is told in acts

"does it yell out the secret somehow" now I'm just imagining the tree sounding like the prairie dog going "ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!"

it takes several weeks to get through and thus the murders are put on hold and the motive backfires

except it's "SO AND SO'S MOM NEVER LOVED THEM" "SO AND SO CRAVED ATTENTION FROM THEIR ABSENT FATHER"

technical difficulties cause one of the discs to get scratched

I wonder if putting a MacGyvered weedkiller on the tree would count as property damage or a murder under the rules.

probably property damage, unless the trees are directly linked to the life force of those alive

What does Wario even have to hide god bless this motive tho

at least in past rounds, "murder" is a thing that can only happen from one student to another student

wario took a shower once

it's his biggest shame

this is a pretty great twist on the secrets motive, i love it

wario lost at mario party

wario lost at brawl to ganondorf

wario has ride envy

as awesome as his motorcycle is, it cannot compare to the ganonford

Wario high-fived Luigi once

kataranisword: A good point on the student-to-student thing. I didn't think of it that way. I was mostly making a joke, but that's a really good point.

(this is exactly why R2's endgame happened, Henri enrolled himself as a student to kill Dan)