soob

oh......my god

oh

just

Sorry, Sakamoto. Her heart's already taken

How could I be so heartless

i don't even go here anymore but cELTY

GORE

oh.......my god

CELTY WHAT DID YOU SIGN UP FOR

sCREAMS??????????????????

ALKSJDFAKJSD FU GALKSJDFLKSDJFALKJ!??!?!?@?@

SAKAMOTO, SAVE HER

ok celty is the strongest of the two they r doomed

DON'T BE ROMEO AND JULIET

ASLKDFJLSKJDFKSLDF sakamoto would be less graceful than romeo

he'd fall down a flight of stairs and die

ko sign appears. like a fuckin video game

SHITKLASKLJAS

i'd watch that version of r&j tbh

sakamoto would be a terrible romeo tbh. he'd probably try to con juliet and steal all her money

and juliet would just beat him up

it'd be over in 30 minutes

and then forced marriage cos something happens

ALKSJDFKSJDKFLSJDF FORCED MARRIAGE?

TAX EVASION OR SOMETHING IDK

omg he'd do it. sakamoto would totally marry someone to get out of paying taxes. marries a man

AHSLAJKS SAKA PLS!!!! that just makes it even better

and now a tragic romance cos he's married to a man

sTOP WE HAVE DERAILED TOO FAR

i don't even kno

tragedy

Shot through the heart, and they're to blame