...NO
...i fucking told you all
first the eye lacerations, then the murder
Awwww shit
OH NO
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
If he's had a hole punched in him I'll lose it
Please tell me there is no cruelty to pokemon involved
sooo who wants to tag first?
we haven't been cruel to a pokemon since we executed Pyroarr
...also griefbird in the first mock trial
bird hachiko
YOU EXECUTE-- oh are you making a joke
WAIT WHAT
SILVER YOU'D BETTER BE OKAY
Yeah pyroar fuckin' died in R1
WHAT
it was digital pyroar
but yes
I WAS KIDDIN ABOUT POKEMON CRUELTY
TO BE FAIR digital Pyroar jumped into the ocean trying to save Lysandre from his execution
...well a digital recreation thereof but
Oh okay
Pyroar you brave soul
Pyroar you brave soul
despite being both a cat and a fire-type because his master was in mortal danger 
and then he slowly lost his strength and disappeared beneath the waves
(he got a memorial portrait set up on Lysandre's podium)
i'm not like actually mad or anything ftr my reactions are always just theatrical af
rip in peace digital Pyroar
THAT'S SO SAD
THAT'S LIKE THAT DOG STATUE IN JAPAN I'M SO SAD ABOUT THIS PYROAR
EVERYONE WAS SO MAD AT US
IT WAS GREAT
NO
ONONONONONONONONONONOONONONON
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
WHAT
WHAT???
OH SHIT
NO!!!
OH SHIT
OH SHIT OH SHIT
..........… 
!!!
!!!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
NO I WAS FUCKING JOKING ABOUT ALLIE DONT DO THIS TO ME
I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WANTED IT TO
NO OH MY FUCKING GOD DON'T YOU DARE DO THIS TO HIM YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLES
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE, URYUU RYUUNOSUKE
Tenacious D - Beelzeboss - FUCK
...OKAY WAIT IF RYUUNOSUKE IS NOT THE CULPRIT DOES THIS MEAN HE IS ACTUALLY OUr FUCKING PROTAG NOW
>voice of the people, uryuu ryuunosuke
PLEASE NEVER SAY THESE WORDS AGAIN
^ THIS
RandomProphet: i've been saying this for weeks someone please kill this child and get us a better protag
LIKE NO OFFENSE REDD BUT HOLY SHIT
HOW?
OH NO, NO OFFENSE TAKEN
OKAY GOOD
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF EVERY WEEK HOW THIS KEEPS HAPPENING
AT LEAST HE DEFINITELY WASN'T BEING A PROTAG LAST TRIAL......
I can't believe Ryuunosuke actually survived
and it's like I've said idk how many times
so far
Ryuu isn't our protag he's our Schuldig/Madison
The complete and utter douchebagel who has completely and utterly run out of fucks to give
FUCK
SHES OK
LAYS ON MY FACE
PRAISE
DON'T EVER!!!! DO0 THAT AGAUIN YOU FUCKS
"FUCK, SHE'S OKAY"
ALLIE NEVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN
oh thank fuck
"THAT MAKES IT WORSE SINCE SHE'LL PROBABLY GET EXECUTED"
MAYA WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU
Though this also means a second body has not been ruled out conclusively
....okay i'm sorry dal but the Tsukiyama being described as "vibrating" just gives me the mental image of 
We still haven't seen Futo, Ryoji, or Haruka and I'm really scared
ah yes, the DRRP metagame aka "oh god not everyone has replied yet what if they're dead/the culprit"
>abdominal trauma
RandomProphet rAN YOU FUCKING JINXED IT
if this trend continues Allie is next
TUCKER GETS KILLED, WASH GETS INJURED
WASH GETS KILLED, SILVER GETS INJURED
okay so really
where the fuck is dio
i was fucking joking last week y'all are awful
lollichop: now now, it's still coincidence until we start seeing smashed clocks 
gosh, investigating around the dead body
okay
Side-eyeing the hell out of that bathroom door. 
boy bet you guys wish you had kirei the door puncher now
SHE'S SMOL AND PRECIOUS
BUT DEFINITELY SMOL
Washiiiingtooooon she wants to be carried again... oh wait
TOO SMOL
monosass levels severe
I'M SORRY ABOUT HOW OFF THE CHART MY SASS LEVELS ARE
AS SOMEONE JUST SPECTATING I DON'T MIND PERSONALLY
also "kototeepee" is words I never thought I'd see
i'm so glad that ryoji got the kototeepee
lollichop kirei is pitching a tent
i may or may not have ghosttagged that for a second
with a horrible pun
and I missed it /le sads
...what was it
it is a structure in which one might be able to sleep
a fort/stay night, if you will
....OH
WOW NAO WHY
unlimited cardboard works
NAO OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
LMAO
THERE YOU GO also I'm so sorry Silver and Weavile/Honchkrow
OH NO....................... WHERE ARE THE POKEMON...
WHERE ARE THEY
where in the world are silver's pokemon
MISSING POKEMANS
IN FAIRNESS pokespe kind of zigzags transparency depending on how much detail the scene needs
also if they were empty you totally wouldn't notice that they were semi-transparent at first
owl_like: also something tells me this reveal won't be as horrifying as "where in the world is wash's blood"
i wouldn't fucking put it past them
well we didn't get any preemptive cws so we can at least assume that whereever they are, they have all their parts attached
............feathers notwithstanding
Oh no Silver has the balls where you can see the pokemon inside doesn't he...
I can't believe someone made a secret base out of the kotomine
kototeepee of sadness