In honor of my Dad's birthday. Here's his favorite Dad joke. Me: I'm going to jump in the shower. Dad: Don't jump." Pffftt Everytime.
He'a also been say today is his 21 birthday...+40 years.
That's okay, my dad always says the same thing. It's like this;
Me: I'm gonna have a shower.
Dad: Only dirty people shower.
Dad: Only dirty people shower.
EVERY TIME
Dads, I ask you. XD
Yep them Dad jokes lol/sigh.
In my family it's "did you take a shower?"
"Why? Is one missing."
"Why? Is one missing."
Hee hee
"I'm going to hit the sack."
"Why? What did it ever do to you?"
"Why? What did it ever do to you?"
My dad thinks he's funny.
/cackles at all of these dad jokes