So those of us with IBS{-c} know what I'm bout to explain as true facts of the strange kind

1. I have an off again on again relationship with my stomach.. As soon as I think I can get off the potty I have to go right back on

2. There are days my stomach feels like an episode of Game of Thrones .. Cuz I'm always on the throne & my stomach is king/queen & it's consort

on a completely different/random funny

I went to heat a sausage for my husband - it was well endowed with two dangly bits - during the heating they both popped off and one rolled away.. lol