guess what song monodad is listening to today
QUICK QUESTION ABOUT THE OUTSIDE are we looking at grass or like... typical apocalyptic wasteland?
grass! everything's alive, just. shitty and broken and overgrown
excellent, ty!
you know, like the island was occupied by a herd of children who weren't really concerned with home improvement for three years
WERE WE IN DR WORLD 
....ooooooooh
so basically how everything looks in TLOU
YELLING
monocleclaire YOU WERE
Isabelle's going to lay on the ground excuse
BEAUTIFUL
awesome
isabelle you precious
a ginger, a priest, a teenager, some asshole in glasses and whoever else they bring along 
... whoever else
"and whoever else they bring along"
FF RESCUE PARTY
KYUBEY IS THERE
HAHA FUCK OFF KYUUBEY
shit
THIS FUCKING SHITCAT 
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Fingertips resting on the Love Charm's star. Running carefully over the beads of friendship bracelets. They are right here, each and every one of them, that's what she has to believe. YOU STOP THAT
SHE'S STILL WEARING THE LOVE CHARM
ALLIE'S WORN IT EVERY DAY SINCE SHE'S PICKED IT UP
I low-key hate yall for getting that song in my head
NNNRRGGHHHH
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS MANNER
lluosogrwydd MY POWER'S TURNED ON STARTING RIGHT NOW I'LL BE STRONG
KYUUBEE 
OH MY GOD IT'S LITERALLY A CONTRACT WHAT THE FUCK KYUUBEY 
jesus god
waits to see if anyone realizes
please tell me that's monaka's contract
...i'm concerned
i stg
...and we can all thank Dal for the mental image of Kyuubey absorbing bees into its back hole
jesus
a-bee-sorption
...is it weird that i'm getting the sinking feeling everyone signed a contract before the game started
...you're welcome
(Or it's just Monaka's and we're about to find out the full terms. Either way.)
does this mean Kyuubey is full of honey now
well
somebody in the game signed some kind of contract
honey, shit, same dif
kyuubey now has the bee plasmid
an infinite recursion of kyuubeys
oh no, that's even worse
jesus christ how horrifying
[SPITS OUT DRINK]
kyuubey is now the pain
it's a deadly bee weapon
nice fucking job arts and lovecrafts
BEES. MY GOD.
what has science DONE
not the bees!
well there's a massive amount of qbs
somewhere, nic cage screams
none of y'all should be surprised
...wait what
they've really got a
....
UM?
hivemind
o H MY GOD
*UM?????
...wait what
EX C U S E M E
UH
WHAT THE
i linked that wrong oops
...SHITCAT...
.... huh
WHO GOT MARRIED HERE
KYUBEY DON'T YOU DARE DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY NICE
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
.......................................
...
that or kirei kotomine really did married to monaka
but it's already signed so i'm like
ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEE
THE SHITCAT HAS A MARRIAGE CONTRACT, THIS PIECE OF SHIT
I KNOW I'M SORRY
WOW
... Kirei??
stares at kotomine.......
UM!!!!!!
uhhhHHHH
...UH
OH OKAY
WELL
........WE HAD A FUCKING WEDDING THIS ROUND TOO
Oh.
...DID SOMEONE GET GHOST MARRIED
....DID KAYNETH ACCIDENTALLY BECOME MEGUCA
it's from the execution
R U D E
It's from Kayneth's execution. Very rude.
...is Ryuunosuke having trouble even reading Kayneth's name AMAZING...
CONSENT WASN'T FREELY GIVEN so no Kayneth did not become meguca sadly
...but it is a legit marriage certificate
dammit
yes, but is Sola's signature also legit
that would have been hilarious
no, kayneth is married to a monobear
FUCKING INCREDIBLE
... so what you're saying is that he and Lysandre would have a lot to talk about
SO ROUND 3 DID HAVE A WEDDING AFTER ALL
... 
okay but since kayneth's dead does the monobear get all of kayneth's shit
well if Monobear wasn't also dead
amazing
DIFFERENT MONOBEAR FAMILIES
(you could also scribble out the names and replace them)
...for once
...I was going to say, DIFFERENT FAMILIES, LYSANDRE'S FUCKED UP FAMILY TREE THAT INVOLVES SEVERAL STUFFED ANIMALS DOES NOT INVOLVE KAYNETH
they're very distantly related
MADOKA????!
[oh fuck my non-existant hot butt]
WHEEZING SCREECHING LAUGHTER
rest in pieces you fucking shitcat
id like to thank god and also jesus gUYS
fuckin' bye qb
CALLED IT
.... so God and the Apocalypse are in the same area
the apocalypse thinks god is cute
...and all evils of the world is in the rescue party
well she is
is anyone else worried
shoves popcorn in mouth
well, it could be worse
we could have all evils of two worlds in the rescue party
(ai yo)
I think that's pretty unlikely though
... bring back the DR peeps too
if we're in that world
haha
...oh true
but if we can only pick one of them make it Chihiro
the living DR peeps, bro
I don't even go here but /wheezes
all the SDR2 folk woke up, though, didn't they? At the end of Round 1
... everyone except Junko
and she should really stay down
and for that matter, the relatives on the Kill List
omfg
oh my god the song y'all used
hOW DARE, I LOVE BUTTER-FLY
oh god are they all...waking up where they died oh god
or not where they died- no, silver and meridiana are in the morgue
They're all in the morgue actually 
OKAY SO STORYTIME
OH. WELL. THANKS
Welp I am glad I am slicing up onions
i wrote up my tag assuming that they were just all coming out of where madoka shot at
so it was all "well. guess wario's gonna fall out of the sky now."
... that being said, it's extremely fitting for wario to do that in the morgue
TIME TO BAKE A CAKE
ALL OF THESE LIVING PEOPLE............. and silver in tsukiyama's goddamn awful sweater
THAT PIC IN MAYA'S POST AAAAA
GOLDEN ENDING
did you fuckers know you were all coming back. for how long.
you had to have time to draw that HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW
LIKE....YESTERDAY
MAYA.... 
also i feel the need to link to this
魔法少女まどか☆マギカOST/BGM Sagitta luminis
bc we all need to cry harder, clearly, and sagitta luminis is a gorgeous song anyways
...oh dang, i think that's the one thing they did not take
we got...everything else, i think.
I AM CRYING IN PUBLIC
why did I have to go out for breakfast today of all days aaaaaaa
including wario's kart, we shoved a bunch of random crap in it and stole it without shame
THE HOTEL WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING OF OURS
...except the golden wario we don't know how to fucking move it
... maybe wario knows how to move it
I mean if he has his powers back he can totally just lift that thing
LOL yeah everyone is still just [hOPES REALLY HARD]
WASH PICKIN UP CHICKS AGAIN
WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE