so we need ninja breakfasts to be a thing
like a once a week thing where they go to somebody's house and cook and have breakfast together
i'm also putting you all on notice that i'm thirsty for these codependent assholes to end up loosely living together if not living together officially
takes your face gently in my hands
and whispers stop
please don't smash me
yells about the ninja breakfast club
no i'm jk... let's make this happen
even if it's mostly handwaved and we occasionally rp it, like i need this to be a thing it'd be so precious OTL
you know my feelings about this
ninja crashpad
i told miri we'll get itachi an apron
and naruto can be put on vegetable chopping duty as long as someone supervises him
AND HE CAN MAKE EGGS
yes
how is it that itachi ends up as the ninja wife
....looking at the lot of them? oh, that's why
he has the anime mom hair
LKSJADKLAJSDL
fuck you i just choked on my burger
luv u 2 bae
sakura hasn't leveled up enough for wife status ... he'll train her in the arts ig
omfg miri me and marzi were talkng about how naruto was going to start a game of 'pull on itachi's ponytail'
you're gonna kill me
LMSDKFALSJDFLKJASDFLJG
it's basically uchiha family breakfast
OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT
OH NO
the only literal wife is hbic
that's how
and sasuke was going to be like no that's stupid but then he can't let naruto beat him
except naruto was gonna be like maybe we won't pull it tho and just touch it instead...
bosses the rest of them around
sakura is the only one wth any sense
sakura do you want in on the competition
we can keep a score card
it'll be like that time with kakashi's mask
can she count the time she banged him and probably pulled his hair
LMFAO
......... 
fffff sakura's like you should ... probably be careful with that in public 
you know what's funny about mom hair is that sakura had mom hair at one point
s-sakura-chan wins....
its not in public if it's ninjaclan
aka she's gonna pull his hair in that thread btw miri
just to inform you
LMAO are boners gonna be a problem if she pulls his hair
it's like those dolls from the 80s
ut with boners
GHASGDHAHJKD
i hope i'm tracking whatever thread that is
??????
YES yes she is welcome to pull it all she wants, he's sort of really into it???
good 2 know
which will be ... hilariously awkward the moment this game is afoot
once sakura gets away with it can they all start doing it
competition officially on
the only rule is they can't tell itachi about the competition
first rule of hair club
LKSAKLSDJ
he's going to go neurotic
HAHAHASLDKFJKSLDF
what cracks me up is
he's the second of her senseis they've started a competition about
perfect
it's true ... oh god
one day itachi finds the competition board like- stuffed hastily behind a bag of rice in the kitchen
everything makes sense
LMFAO
KSJDFLKAJSDF
he stares at it a few moments and just ... walks away
at least morale's up 
ITACHI...
AHSDJKAS
oops
he's itachi though, so he'll end up turning it on them
don't you even think he won't
PLEASE......
naruto thinks he's being clever but ends up in an illusion with itachi breathing down his neck
sakura totally saw that coming though because she's good at the genjutsus ... and gets caught in a second layer because he is a sneaky teacher who keeps a few tricks up his sleeve
meanwhile sasuke's sipping his coffee like
wow rude?? sensei pls
you poke the tiger, you get what you're gonna get :3c
LMFAO....
Naruto screaming internally
laughs and laughs and laughs
sakuras just like wow whatever I'll get u back
come try it, pinky 
Not even gonna try for revenge nope just gonna be super well behaved for a whole week
that's gonna devolve into inappropriate things so fast
a whole week ... haha I'll believe it when I see it
yes, yes it will. Hopefully not too visibly ...
sasuke and naruto come back with groceries to itasaku bangin in the kitchen...
w h o o p s
time to test out how good that flash step move is when you're balls deep in your brother's future wife ... 
SCREAMS
oh
groceries hit the floor
The only person yelling is naruto...
don't start with me Miri.....
don't start with me 
girl.......
????
JFKDHDJDH LMAO
listen buddy two can play at this game 
BALLS DEEP IN ASLDKFJKLASDFJ
MIRI
can you imagine how awkward that would be though
like even if he pulled it off successfully without the other two seeing
one second fucking in the kitchen the next like ??? where the fuck am i
what are you popcorning at
you guys being adorable at shit and the uchiha posturing
laksmdflj uchiha posturing
you have no idea what you're getting yourself into miri
n o I d e a
oh my god you two 
els i'm glad you can enjoy this uchiha gay chicken with me because that's def what's happening here
and i would honestly be surprised if luffy didn't show up at least once since i'm 90% sure he has a food radar
i bet it'll be like friends, where part of the group always meets up to do the thing and some days some people show up to join and sometimes other people crash in
is it gay chicken tho or is it squabbling over their wives
If Sanji becomes Itachi's pet...
their wives...
has sakura become everyone's waifu
their wives i.e. sakura and naruto
I don't...I don't know, I think people are trying to make her waifu
It's because she's too good for them
I'm pretty sure that everywhere sanji goes good food follows
He can supervise their team building cooking exercises
And make sure the building doesn't burn to the ground
supervising cooking = yelling/getting into fights with guys and romancing the ladies (nb4 Sakura puts him through a wall)
Well at least sanji will turn the kitchen into a nice room with lots of windows
LOL
This plurk got cuter...
"ladies" as if there are multiple
but yeah... yeah
there's gonna be a sanji-sized window in there
Sorry sakura, he isn't quite housebroken yet
will he ever be
Depends on how enamored he is of intact walls tbh ... he's got to answer to Levi for the wreckage, anyway 
Naruto can be a lady if he wants
are you kidding i'm so thirsty for the day naruto gets comfortable enough here to start working it as a lady you have no idea
This is me hoping for sexy no jutsu all the time
oh no what if ... ninja breakfast club starts showing up all in tnj to fuck with sanji
why confine the pranks to one poor schmuck
I feel like they wouldn't be prepared for the reaction though
LMFAO LUFFY ... he's precious
lbr they'd start messing with him too
LOL yes plz?!?! YELLS FOR THIS
they notice breakfast is magically 10x as good when they show up as ladies ... it's a practicality thing ok
covers all of luffy's doorways with plastic wrap
lsjkdflksjdflskjf oh my god luffy
sakura punches the toilet out the side of the building
HADJKSHDJKAS
it becomes a recurring thing ... just random object-shaped holes in the walls
THIS IS SO STUPID AND CUTE I'm dying
yeah he would ... fortunately he probably would have his own shower/bath suite in a place this nice
good luck dawn!!
I'm so into this shit
go fight win
I know ... I just want to mess with everyone
some cuteness to break up the trauma train
It's okay Sakura, Sanji doesn't like bugs either
They can screech and then combo the fake spiders
sanji, you wuss .... 
LMAO good point...
Sanji u gross
i feel like you guys should know that the background music for this plurk is friends forever from the puffy ami yumi show
accurate tbh
LMAO...... this is amazing
SCREAMS
I LITERALLY WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE A GARA HI HELLO
WHAT
WHAT
wow thanks autocorrect
OMG
dahsjkdhkj i had to go run from my phone to my laptop hello tiger :3 i'm marzi
ahhh i'm literally clutching my own face right now
oh... hi i'm king i play sasuke...
it's okay if you're shy! i'm glad you popped in to say hi :'3 and i'm super excited to hear that you're looking at tana 
welcome to trash how can we help u
i'm actually very embarrassing i'm the least cool person on earth
just like naruto
but i'm not kidding!! i was literally just talking to king yesterday about how much i would love to be gross at a gaara WOW
THROWING SHADE ALREADY
WE WERE LIKE NARUTO NEEDS MORE BOYRFRIENDS
clutches kokoro
WHERE IS GAARA
oh lord... i can't wait... for his reaction to dadsuke..... 
why aren't u apping next round >(
oh well that's next round so i forgive
tana hasn't taken kurama from him! and i'm- definitely the member of the cast with the earliest canon point OTL iirc- i know sakura is at the end of the series, sasuke is a dad, itachi is from his
second death, and naruto is from... before he meets octopops
WEE BAB
are you kidding i'm so down with that! and i would absolutely love to throw him off of you and see how we jive 
would it be alright if i added you on plurk? :'33
me too.......... 
oh ur in for a treat
sweats
blows sunshine up marzi's ass
UH COVERS MY ASS????
i've never played off a gaara wtf i'm so pumped
those are kind of the same thing anyway....
"say hi to yiff your dick" i'm so happy this is a sentence i read today
thanks plurk
!!
okay!! 
oh god a Gaara :3 I got to write some great porn with my last one (you know, the important stuff) ... but y'know, icky uchihas and all that
but no come join us when you the opportunity .. any nardos are great 
yeah I play this dumb ninjabutt 
our t7 is flawless though, you're gonna love them 
I've only played with one, a Kazekage!Gaara ... waaaaay back in Ariel lmao. It was great though, and I love the character so much
you'll be fine, don't worry! <3
ah ... so Itachi hasn't helped uh
murder him yet
I can't complain about that 
lmfaoooooo
MS's deidara is one of my oldest RP brosephines
she's wonderful, yeah ... ah poor mongrel gaara tho
also mongrel
poor girl she got hosed
she got hosed
hey Itachi did his mongrel time ... and was uh. Sort of indirectly, unintentionally involved in the caste flip to begin with.
LET ME TELL YOU THOUGH mongrel is actually the way more fun option
or at least I thought so ... I like underdog roles tho
yeah, there's some neat stuff out there!
omg ... kakashi or sai would be so great
well so would kiba but i'm super partial toward the other two lmfao