FOR THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN SO BORED IN A MOVIE THAT I THREW POLITENESS TO THE WIND AND JUSY GOT MY FUCKING PHONE OUT

NONE OF THE THREE PEOPLE IN THE CINEMA WERE WATCHING IT ANYWAY

THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD

I'm so disappointed and yet also I don't care at all

The last quarter or so was a fucking riot and well worth laughing at but the stuff before it was just. death

I wanted every character to fall in a hole and die THEY WERE SO ANNOYINGLY STUPID AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SEEM BRAVE AND ADVENTUROUS BUT IT WAS JUST STUPID

THEY'VE GREENLIT A SEQUEL TO THIS!! A SEQUEL!!!!

THE PLOT STRUCTURE PHYSICALLY HURT ME, THERE WERE THINGS THAT TRIED TO BE PAYOFF WITH NO BUILDUP, THE CHARACTER RELATIONSHIPS-

-WERE WRITTEN AT A PRESCHOOL LEVEL, THERE WAS KIND OF A FORCED LOVE TRIANGLE WHICH MEANDERED INTO NOTHING, THE VILLAIN APPEARED 20 MINUTES FRON THE END AND WAS DEFEATED ALMOST AS QUICKLY

BY THE END NOBODY WAS EVEN TRYING TO ACT

REED RICHARDS STRETCHING WAS THE WORST FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE