Guys are awful he totally is gonna lose his dick it's gonna fall right off

awww Divos, bb

His loss

^ that

I wish in these circumstances that people would just come clean and say something like, "Hey, I had fun with you. I just don't see it going anywhere because of ____. Thanks for spending time with me, though."

that sucks

Wait for me, coming to the States to date

My momma always wanted me to marry a doctor!

Divos: Mine always wanted me to marry a handsome lawyer with a beautiful house! Let's tie the knot pronto!