Here be googly eyes:

Sorry to those people who will be veritably swamped in leopard print elephant dong because of this.

Sometimes, I ask why Japan exists. And then, I remind myself that I want to work there.

I'm sorry for requesting a replurkable version. But I am also stunned and need people to see this.

Who designed this? Why are they marketing it?

Only 580 yen! Hurry while supplies last!

NO NO NO NO NO

.... lol what the heck xD

kagaminokakera: IDK

oh glob

decadentarisu: My sister clicked on a skirt for sale and found ads for things like that before finally scrolling down to find details for the skirt she was interested in.

jlkjkljljlhljkljlkj geez

xD

Yeah.

I think I've seen people make crocheted versions of these kinds of things.

baragouin: ...why? T^T;;;;

Crochet Elephant Sexy Men's Thong, Men thongs, string Handmad...

GDI.

Because it's sexy

No. No no no.

It's so not.

Especially when it has googly eyes.