and good morning

no

shoves back into bed

I wish I could still be in bed

i feel that way too but it's 5:30pm so i think that's just me being lame

it's 9.30 am and I only just rolled in at work so really I shouldn't complain but bedddd

my alternate proposal is beer

which i am finding is doing wonders but probably means anything i tag tonight will be awful

9:30am beers are reasonable yes

9:30am beers at work are totally reasonable

i just made a giant pot of chai tho

pour the beer in, best of both worlds

no don't listen to me ever

y.....eah no

shhh i worked in a cafe you can trust my judgment

(no don't)

uh huh

i think i won't

i mean, i have whisky in my office i could pour that in my tea

but then i'm... kind of... just keeping it safe for a colleague so he won't drink it bc he wants to try not drinking any alcohol in september

i think drinking it means he can't drink it so

legit

heh

that seems like a sensible option now that you mention it.........

i'm a smart lady

i did not have alcohol, but i did have a delicious sandwich in the sunshine, surely that counts for something

idk sounds like a healthy adult thing to do tbh unimpressive

shhhhhh

i'm a totally impressive adult

eating brownies, drinking tea

swigs beer rebelliously

i'm also a totally impressive academic

hides face in hands

ilu

once a friends of mine just lost it and wrote "cocks" repeatedly in her essay

but didn't manage to get rid of them all and the teacher just circles them lkldjfjk apparently she thought it was amazing

sdflkjh

i would probably laugh too and put a lot of question marks in the margins if that happened in a paper i had to grade

like yo are you trying to tell me something

how I feel about work today

I'm a true artist