'Ok guys we have narrowed down our band name to 3 choices, Sunshine Valley, Uncle Ted's Hunting Lodge, and Brutal Sphincter.'

don't forget Vaginal Cassoulet

I see your work is cut out for you, Viktor!

I am just not understanding who thought these names were good for ANY band.

I had to attend "The Milwaukee Metal Fest" for a few years of my life. The best part was reading the line up of bands who would be there. Anal Blast was always a winner.

"Abusement Park"

I think i've actually seen Orgy with Pigs a half dozen times. hangs head

don't hang your head, hya

be proud of your metalness

ilovemesomesharks: I was a goth/industrial chick dating a metalhead dude. I was totally just at all these shows cause he was in a band.

I feel like there is a second life sim floating around somewhere that has a small store for Squash Bowels that is owned by a man named Boris Viande.

the irony also of the show being in a place named after Agnes Sorel... the metalist of all the kings lady friends.

Imagine a collaboration between Squash Bowels and Brutal Sphincter.

You know I'm looking up vaginal cassoulet to become a fan JUST because it's the best name ever. Ever.