SlackerEmeritus , beckyh2112 , you got out just in time. It is flooding for realsies here. Like, the roads, they watered. The local Japanese restaurant is underwater.
holy shit
you guys are okay though?
We're okay.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I probably am not going to have to go to work tomorrow, unless they send an amphibious vehicle for me.
OR A GIANT RIDING CRAB.
pfffft
How cool would that be?
man if work sent me a giant crab mount to get to work I'd probably take it, I won't lie.
Giant Crab/Sanders 2016, rock the vote people.
Are you high enough level for the crab, though? It might be an epic mount.
There is probably a quest to unlock it. Like a stupid quest. "Inventory 20 stores without error."
To unlock the option to buy the key to the room with the vendor who sells the stupidly expensive giant crabs.
AND THEN 3 years and several patches later, they're just giving giant crabs away for free to every asshole who hits level 20.
And you log in and it's like WHO ARE ALL THESE BABYS WITH GIANT CRABS I WORKED FOR MINE.
GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR BABYCRABS BABIES!
. . . That kind of went off on a tangent.
But it's my plurk, so fuck it.
Man, I hope the Original Pancake House is okay.
more water on that end of town?
also yeah that thing with the crab mount sounds about right.
We are a very wooded, watery town. There are creeks and ponds everywhere.
I did notice a shitload of ponds, yes.
but I meant more in the sense of "the restaurant is underwater" water.
Unclear.