AAAAHHHH
BOY IT SURE IS A GOOD THING NO ONE HAD TO DIE
ohhhh lord
(psst it's not letting me promo this to the front page for some reason)
(it keeps telling me it's not in english)
LIZ LIVES
WHERE'S LYNSEY'S FLAMING LIZ EMOTE
BLESS U
Yeah that's... weird
i have an hour until i gotta get ready for work LET'S FIND A BODY 
Er the not promoting thing is weird I mean
so how should we go about this? do we all respond to liz's post until the body's found?
you can go check around different places as well as crashing into other peoples' posts
you can basically do what you want, i just wrote up what would be her first thought
that makes sense
alright, thanks you two!
YEAH basically it's FFA right now so do what would make sense for your character right now
(And Luigi continues to be a hero)
(damnit weegee)
Who can blame him? Coffee is essential.
\o/ investigationnnn
Callie's gotta prepare for the morning news
Oh boy, the news
There's material now, that's for sure
Callie interrupts the body accouncement
F5ING
Oh no Callie
IT WAS A BLUFF!
Finds something odd
OH BOY
/vibrates nervously
fair warning she might end up contaminating the crime scene if she finds the body first, hot pink is an ink color in splatoon
Callie no
CALLIE NO
Callie yes
Callie you do not mess with the scene of a murder!
well she'll learn that quickly enough
Oh no
Oh my god
...SOMEONE SMALL
2SMOL
THERE ARE SEVERAL SMALL CHARACTERS NOOO
oh no
...many of whom haven't commented yet
Hopefully not too small! Alastor will kick himself if it's Shadow.
And husbando, do you want someone to interrupt Callie if she tries to deface the murder scene?
that. would be good yes
I can toss Alastor that way!
Since he won't. Hesitate to yell at her if he can't get close enough to stop her more politely in time.
ok |Db he should totally catch her in the act too
like, she goes to poke the blood
"Callie no"
OH NO
MAC
SHIT
He might've already suspected something's wrong with their blood, since magenta is very, very different from his usual purple.
HE GOT TKOED
LIZ
"is something wrong" naw everything's cool
(What if the Culprit turned out to be Mike Tyson)
MAC NOOOO
................Excuse Alastor. He's kind of seeing red.
HER #1 FAN NOOOO
--NOOOOOOOOOO MAC
Alastor liked Mac.
OH is Shadow's punishment over now?
everyone liked Mac ;~;
YEAH Shadow will wake up feeling normal
And not tiny
EXCELLENT
he is sick of that shit never bothers monobear again
...Alastor may have still scooped him up if he was still on the wall.
aw
Because. Um. Shadow doesn't have wings to glide down with.
I wanted smol shadow for the trial
just stands on his podium
who could kill Mac they are so heartless
NO
He can jump down just fine, Alastor, but he appreciates it :V
I have waited all week to use this video
He did put Alastor down as soon as they hit the ground, though. So Shadow can either follow the dashing demon or run off on his own XD
He's following Alsator
oh my god
DON'T TOUCH IT
STOP
shadow time
I'M DYING
NOT SHADOW FEVER!
Oh for the love of, that was thunder...
this is the funniest thing I will ever do
it's all downhill from here
I may need to attempt to keep up on my phone for a bit >.<
oh my god I am crying
also there is a question in Callie's response to Shadow that might need mod clarification
YEP ON IT I'm posting up the Monobear file
o/
OH NOOOOO
Hinawa was gonna give him cooking lessons 
;_;
Alastor was giving him cooking lessons.
The poor guy was really into cooking these days
jasdakls
alastor yelling is just like rope
Look. When a big guy with glowing eyes and horns tells you to keep a distance or else, wouldn't you listen?
maybe you should start counting to nine 
YEP
...Sorry, I'm not sure that'd do much than calm him back down to simmering and rudeness?
i'm so sorry alastor
Liiiiiiz
it sounds pretty!
...Don't worry, he's not creeped out by her commenting on the color of his blood.
He'd be flattered if he wasn't in such a bad mood!
(He's a demon, he finds the strangest things normal and acceptable.)
Gah I replied in the wrong place, stupid mobile
No wait n/m we're good
Tagging on a phone is hard
Rood, Monobear.
Didn't anyone ever teach you not to make noise over someone trying to talk?
TIME TO PUT MY EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ACRONYM BASED CRIME DRAMA TO THE TEST
I'm personally excited to see how this goes!
Mystery creators' greatest joy is seeing people tackle what they create.
Mac noooooo...
nooooOO MAC
man a friend just grabbed me to go do a thing but i'll throw up yomiel for some investigating
At least damn near everyone has mac's undapants to remember him by
AUGH sorry mods, I JUST deleted that coment to move it to the orther place
Yeah, he'll feel soooooo flattered everybody has his underpants as a memento
The thought actually kind of amuses me, heh
OHHH NOOOOO MAC 
... Oh god I just remembered that Luigi was going to try returning Little Mac's underwear to him
Mac how could you do this to him?
alastor + callie team awwyeee
It's a fresh team
i'll throw yomiel at the bonfire if anyone wants to investigate with him!
omg this is so fast
...I seriously need a way to get the Sssssquid of Inesssssscapable Doom! story out there.
I was planning on having Clair offer to guard the body alongside someone else while it was investigated, but the bonfire works too
sure! i'll be leaving in like ten min but I'LL BE BACK FOR TAGGING LATER
Also mods? Is Luigi's post a good way to summon Monobear? :|a I can edit it if it isn't
ok i am off to work now, assume liz is on body guarding duty or something, ciao
YEAH it's only Lepo rn so I'm gonna log on to the Monobear account asap
The last time I did 10 minutes ago it locked me out after it wouldn't accept the password
Oh, that sucks :c
And thanks! Sorry I just worry too much for my own good
Shadow, you aren't going to ask Alastor for his garbage digging expertise, are you?
MAN He's got this
Whil everybody is panicking over a dead body Ms. Trainer is going to take a shower without a care for the world.
hat a beautiful thing to happen
... Oh god it's the return of the feathers as evidence for the first case
(I won't make the same mistake twice I promise!)
the cucco was the murderer after all
someone threw a cucco at his head
annnd time to go I WILL BE BACK
Mac uppercutted a cucco
SORRY I had to step out a second, I can't move my comment
But his gloves are obviously unused!
swampwitchery: clair can step in and can be like "wth you doing, yomiel"
OH
well I already responded but I can delete and post again
OH I DIDN'T SEE wait
LET ME DELETE AND REPLY TO THAT oops
Okay! Sorry about my slowness
okay there we go NOW I MUST GO see ou guys later!!
Later!
Also I guess I should ask this now, smashronpa
does Salamence retain any of its durability?
FOR...REASONS
SURE
Yeah, I'd say so. Pokemon are basically the same, they just are permanently at 0 pp for every move
Are you trying to dump a dragon into a bonfire? 
all resistances would still apply
hey man it 2x resists those flames
I MEAN UH
NOT THAT SHE WOULD EVER, NOPE
man Salamence is going to need all the rewards after this week is finished
/Feeds it Rage candy bars?
firebenderjess husbando HEY U GUYS Shadow is gonna come back to investigate with you
Wiitney might do a dumb thing, ftr
o7 He just confirmed something Alastor was suspecting, so good timing!
(The feathers made him think someone was watching from somewhere high up and jumped him from a roof.)
Yasssa
this would have never happened if he'd actually joined the Nintendo Fun Club 8c
Doc kept trying to warn him 8c
CLUE COUNT HAS BEEN UPDATED!
... I just realized I misread and thought it said that the bed was made
Well this thing has drained me more than I thought it would
CALLIE RUDE
Hey mods, are his eyes open? Or closed?
open
CALLIE!
callie 
8|
don't judge her
I'm gonna warn you guys right now
Judging.
Wiitney is very likely to wash away the blood and footprints in the shower
Oh dear
...Someone who is not busy please go find her.
Yes please walk in on her looking suspicious
Yomiel's player went out for a bit, so I can have Clair go if you want
Sounds good
...oh, it might be a good idea to check out what those foot prints look like
She's going to ask if she can close them
Yomiel is making me hurt. Somebody stop iiiiiiit 
welcome to smash ronpa, where everything hurts and your feelings don't matter 
hey, what sort of pole/staff is it they found?
we're not one hundred percent certain yet
it's yomiel, everything hurts
yeah, im fine with that!
lilrebbitzen feel free to have Neph pop in
I'll ping the mods afterwards once we're ready to continue
or before/during neph comes by since I don't want to keep everyone waiting.
oh ok!
I'll say someone offered to guard the body for her for a bit
so just reply to the mod comment?
Sentinel has her priorities in order...
tagged btw. Trial is at 11 am tomorrow right?
As far as I know it is.
