/vibrates
As with last week, it is just me until 5-ish then RandomProphet takes over shortly after that
Let the class trial in the murder of David Washington...begin
that's what it says
?? i'm not seeing that
And shouldn't it be 11 students left?
(It's between the pictures.)
OH it got changed
Mac, Callie, Pittoo
Oh, right, it said 13 before, didn't it?
Nevermind, my brain is sleepy and cannot remember numbers.
11 after the blackened is executed
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
Here Neph, let Alastor return your favor of protein from last week.
eggs
...now I want eggs damn
Yoshi eggs, technically!
But Alastor doesn't know what a Yoshi is, so he just considers them really big eggs.
my friend Dragon says someone just needs to redraw Ema Skye with green hair and a helmet munching on snackoos now...
...it's about her expression right now too, tbh
... hey, you don't mind if Luigi butts in about those eggs, do you?
let Neph start eating one real quick
that way there can be a proper spit-take
/thumbs up
Alastor doesn't see what's wrong with eating dinosaur eggs...
Also, he is going to get so much grief about his writing, isn't he?
guestronpa | SECOND TRIAL there ya go
Luigi better make a good case why she shouldn't eat it
(Yes, the guy with the illegible handwriting keeps a diary.)
(This is canon, according to the games.)
Ooooh, Alastor is bashful about his terrible penmanship!
Shaddap!
(His tendency to blush when he's flustered is also canon.)
if no one else grabbed the coat, Neph would have
yeah, that works
either her, clair, or luigi would have done it, and clair brought the spare clothes
so it probably wouldn't be a good idea to have them rubbing up against each other and contaminate the evidence
/nodnod
here Alastor has a coat
A coat covered in pink that's not blood, huh?
He got a very good look at Callie's ink while cleaning it off his helmet XD
it took callie's death for alastor to learn the difference between a squid and an octopus
He is so ashamed that Joe was right...
BETRAYUS YOU AREN'T HELPING YOUR CASE HERE AT ALL
Yes Neph you can kill someone with a pen...you'd have to get creative though
> wakes up
> sees post
> immediately debates on Wiitney doing something really stupid
> sees post
> immediately debates on Wiitney doing something really stupid
what's there to debate 
...what does electricity do to a body
also everyone needs to show their hands
Please indulge my need for goofy nonsense
...Nephenee no please do not demonstrate the way I think you're going to demonstrate.
...wait
how many people have gloves here
like holy shit
I JUST REALIZED THIS NOW
Nephenee does not have ones that cover her hands all the wqy
firebenderjess SORRY ALASTOR SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW THIS IS GOING TO LOOK
Electricity causes all of the muscles to seize and can cause scars in a distinctive fractal pattern.
no holes?
could've sworn I've seen hole in something but
Not unless they were stabbed with something electrified. Though a bolt can burn huge chunks out of where it hits.
yes Nephenee IS that naive
ok
...Neph.
Alastor is not that naive.
(And might be refusing to come out from behind his podium for a while after this, good job.)
fjsdbjhvsdv
also lepowned need you here guestronpa | SECOND TRIAL
SORRY ALASTOR
SHE REALLY HAS NO IDEA
Ugh, I am being kicked off for...indefinite amount of time.
uh oh :c
And I don't think 'I need to be able to check the computer every now and then while doing laundry because pretendy funtimes obligations' is going to fly...
and here as well, lepowned, whenever you have time
My knowledge of settings for games like Wii Fit and Wii Party is my most useless skill
Board Game Island...sounds familiar but I can't pinpoint where I heard that
same
She'll only be if she survives to the end
But she's doing a damn good job earning those Hagakure credentials
Hahaha, wonderful
oh my god
My need for goofy bullshit is fulfilled
JFC WIITNEY
WIITNEY
/CRYING
WIITNEY...
I'm dead
rip
This is how Alastor dies.
Smash Ronpa is a serious game about murder
Downward Facing Dog for those who don't know (including me)
wiitney......
a serious game about murder and naive girls doing suggestive things and making usggestive comments
WOW MONOBEAR
WOW
I love everything there's happening today
JESUS
im so dead
oh my fucking god
what a great trial
Wiitney is great
this is a serious game about murders
im v happy with this exchange
three people are dead 
but i'm laughing omg
not yet >B )
I actually had my image ready last week but I didn't get a good chance to use it
And I had to edit it with new picture because two of them were dead
NEPH now it sounds a little like thee is lesbeans happening
there*
...Well, now I have my excuse if housework makes me miss something.
Alastor hiding
Or busy facedesking.
WIITNEY OH MY GOD
i'm dying
Why do I imagine Hinawa going "No don't tell her about sex"
that was supposed to be caps
I apologize for mama bear, Betrayus just set her off 
PING ME IF YOU NEED ME i'm unboxing splatoon
going out for a little bit
I
Jon
will
try to hurry back
Annnd the pen is the murder weapon
irony
Did anyone check the tree to see if it'd been climbed?
She will be gone for ages, Splatoon sucks you in
with its tentacles and suckers
wow I feel dirty typing that
Well, after other things you've written today...
Please, Lepo is having enough trouble getting the internet working
blame the muse for THOSE
might wanna move Alastor's comment to below Monokuma's
alright I'm back
wb!
lol everyone asking if they can leave
to check for pens
Alastor stop throwing things at the bear.
Even if they are harmless things.
whenever you've got time, of course
firebenderjess: hey Jess, do we wanna say Alastor has introduced chocolate to Neph and backthread it to week 3's log?
I need a reason for her to have snackoos, and those are covered in chocolate
swampwitchery it's ink
since i figure its more natural for clair to say it
Yes! I was planning on having him give her some hot chocolate and maybe teach her about S'mores.
Okay!
...WOW
the plot thickens
firebenderjess: yes please teach her about smores
and thank you!
The wonder of chocolate.
...And oh gods, worst trial to need a strip search.
Wut
But they don't know where it would be.
If Callie was squirting ink trying to get away, it could be anywhere. Especially since that kind of stuff can stain through cloth.
Well, at least Neph has an idea to cut down on awkward
girls check girls, guys check guys
ask Monokuma to but up a screen or something...
..actually where is the trial taking place anyway
oh god where is the strip search being suggested
WE LASTED ONE TRIAL BEFORE INEVITABLE STRIPPING
Neph agrees with the logic train
as much as she hates to do so
......Except there's only one person here who can get Alastor to take his helmet off, so he hopes they don't mind not checking under it XD
And he'd still be reluctant, since he might be holding out vague hopes that she didn't see his eyes.
sorry she saw the eyes
it's ok Alastor she's not too weirded out
she's Seen Some Shit
ELIZABETH NO
FINALLY A STRIPCHECK
WHAT
ELIZABETH WHY
IT'S HELPING RIGHT 
WIITNEY NO
"did you have fun swimming" "WHAT DO YOU THINK"
"...so is that a yes?"
LMAO
Sorry guys, you just lost Alastor again.
It was exercise so.... yes?
ELEIZABETH
Wiitney no
Elizabeth*
too busy laughing to spell correctly
pats alastor
it ok
poor shadow
he has to get naked
pffffffffffffffffffff
this will be hard for him
we may need a screen or something
give Neph a razor she's sheared sheep
hedgehogs can't be much different right
You want to assume Wiitney brought her yoga mat again?
It's Wiitney so yes
bless wiitney
it will be so hard
always prepared
Alastor wouldn't be so concerned if this wasn't after that ard moment with Nephenee XD
he'll have to take off his shoes and socks and gloves!!
lilrebbitzen um SHEEP AND HEDGEHOGS ARE VERY DIFFERENT THANK
WHAT CLOTHES, SHADOW
WHAT. CLOTHES.
Everyone faints from the sight of his toenails
In a courtroom, accessed by warp pipe lilrebbitzen
He actually doesn't have much of an issue with nudity normally, but his hormones are not behaving right now.
SHOES!!
GLOVES!!
hot girl straddling him with no pants (or short pants)
those poor hormones
oh my god shadow
lepowned: would you ay there's a way to block off part of the place so females and males could be seperated
shadow you cheeky little shit
without asking Monokuma to special up a screen
look he's had a long night
Wow
lilrebbitzen mention it to the bear and he will put up screens
Shadow
brat
flowers are laughing at him. trees all look the same. he has sticks in places he didn't know he could get sticks
undapants party \o/
LOL
suddenly there's another death
Neph died from embarassment
gosh darn it, Neph
Bless you Wiitnet
Wiiney*
...Neph may die from embarrassment anyway if she overheard why Alastor agreed it would be best for the animal person to check him.
....Wiitney*
oh?
PFT
Minimizing layers around his tail is pretty clear what he means, right?
lol
Yep, pretty clear
I don't know if she heard it or not but had to put it
...I don't think they're going out of their way to be quiet.
Alastor is not ashamed of his culture's stance on casual nudity, sorry.
ASHLEY REALLY
I'm so tempted to have her fire back an awful comeback
WIITNEY
YOU TRAITOR
v srs murdergaem
gdit monobear
SHE HAS UNHEALTHY STANDARDS OKAY
(SHE WILL STILL DO IT BUT EW)
on the bright side, hopefully Monokuma's face will cool those rogue hormones of Alastor
(monobear faces every which way)
...Yes, yes it will.
That is about as unsexy as it gets.
monobonerkiller
Neph is like "I don't have saggy lumps" thinking she means fat...
I'm just laughing
Mac isn't here
Alastor shall not comment.
and yet his underwear has probably been seen the most
...also if alastor's underwear do get rolled i arranged something
special
oh god
Oh dear.
FYI randomprophet is taking over
YES! so ping me if you need a mod strip check.
Man oh man
I never followed DRRP before this round
And I'm stalking this trial obsessively thinking about all the things that I'd have this character or that character say or do or check
this is how i felt while watching the very first round
Everyone hurry up so we can stop having to stare at giant Monobear faces D:
You people have such a fun game here 
This trial has been a blast so far
Oh, is anyone going to object if Alastor...still doesn't want to take his helmet off?
Clair will yell at him from behind the curtain to take it off
she yelled at Luigi to remove his gloves
yomiel will not take his sunglasses off unless people complain just so everyone knows
YOU AREN'T SPECIAL YOMIEL
He's already told Shadow he's not comfortable with mortals seeing his entire face!
Alastor and Yomiel both keep their eyes squinted shut until they can put their eyewear back on.
haha pretty much
also people will see the scar on yomiel's back which he will not appreciate questions about
...Actually. Would Alastor still be able to shapeshift to a degree? He has a human form in canon that he's fine without his helmet in.
Yeah, that would be fine.
Then as much as he hates going without his wings and tail, he will human form...
RandomProphet Since Clair went swimming in the lake to investigate, how much ink/blood would she/her clothing have on?
He'd rather a few limbs disappear for a while than people see his freaky glowing eyes and weird demon feet.
She would have... a reasonable amount of ink on her clothes, but the blood probably wouldn't have stuck as much as the ink.
what about on her skin?
Ink would be sticking a little to her skin, but blood would not
okay! so a little blood would be on her clothes, but mostly ink, and just ink on her skin.
okay, got it
Yes.
Neph will help if need be
He'll still be a bit embarrassed about his four toed hoof-feet...
But the eyes are his big worry.
so we gonna get mod confirms on folks
...yeah I wasn't entirely sure if people were just gonna do their thing like clair did 
I REALLY WASN'T SURE ON HOW EXACTLY TO HANDLE THIS KINDA THING
I REALLY WASN'T SURE ON HOW EXACTLY TO HANDLE THIS KINDA THING
Usually the mods just drop by with a comment confirming whether or not the person has anything suspicious visible.
ooh, are we doing that then?
Also, I am amused how Alastor and Neph are confirming that there is something weird under his helmet, but haven't said what.
I'LL DO THAT, THEN
that would probably be a good idea, yeah. That's how it always went in the past, with body checks
you an always ask one of main mods how they'd do it
like, I remember in didney ronpa, mods confirmed everyone's hands for sores/welts from a plant
it was usually treated the way handchecks and injury checks were though
^yeah that
YEP, takin' care of that 
\o/
comes up with an explanation for his shoes
still has no way to rationalize the gloves
maybe he's OCD about touching things idk
Keeps his claws from scratching things?
maybe????
I mean they all wear them, so it's not really a personal quirk
By the way, RandomProphet, Alastor's strip search is here.
IT'S JUST A... cultural thing I guess
humans wear underpants
animals wear gloves
it is the Way of Things
I wonder why
...I just went and looked, Callie wears gloves too
...Does this put Alastor on the animal side of things?
yes
Well. He does look like a satyr in his true form.
there you go
Big dumb goat demon.
Who glows.
Woah. That's weird
Yeah, this is why I headcanon his feet in his halfway human form are hoof-like 
The human shaped boots are to make them look more normal because he's a vain devil who is sick of humans judging him.
There's a magenta splotch
On Betrayus' arm. Oh well!
How. In. Deed.
Betrayus? Run.
Aw shoot friend
I should have imagined it. Betrayus, of course. This is what I get for overthinking stuff, heh
One Direction- What Makes You Haha (What Makes You B... Someone restrain Alastor!
/edits tag
Especially since he saw this before anyone confirmed he was clean, we don't need him knocking over the screen or something trying to murder a ghost.
Alastor knocks over the screen while everybody still half-naked
So much for privacy!
guestronpa | SECOND TRIAL there he grabbed alastor's arm
Haaaah, there's a friendship!
FRAND.
Alastor is making buddies with everyone that isn't evil, practically in league with the bear or a bratty witch XD
nb4 Clair runs through the screen and choke slams betrayus
Do it!
Going to be out for a bit, not sure how much connection I'll have here
The only thing that saddens me about the trial is that Shadow's underwear didn't ever come into play, unless I missed it
Nope, never got an excuse to bring them up.
And right now, Alastor is in murder mode.
"Breathing is essential to living. Losing the ability to live would be unfortunate"
With the correct tone and voice this would sound threatening
I can0t say Wiitney is the one that can pull it off, though
*can't
Wiitney.......
She's trying really hard to be part of the crowd
Wiitney tries, man
Need to show her some mobster movies.
In the meantime, let Alastor show all of you how an Intimidate check is made >: )
Hinawa is the mom we deserve
...Alastor's barefoot and in a spandex suit with no armor, Clair's in a swimsuit, and yet they're still managing to be terrifying.
I hope no one minds the late responses to body and fingernail checks. I had to do Wiitney research
Those were horrible hours on google images
WIITNEY NO
Hinawa is off to the side throwing the rest of their clothes at them going "PLEASE GET DECENT"
Sarcasm is really hard to understand, okay
Alastor is decent!
...But right now he's also. Being very. Um. Well, right now he's feeling very demonic.
(Fun fact: his name means 'one who avenges' and he's been shown to have a capacity for sadism in canon.)
(Just... quickly apologizes for Luigi)
he did
Alastor thinks that's a good suggestion to start off with.
#Wiitney Priorities
AdorablyRotten Permission to pin betrayus' foot to the ground with a small chaos spear??
so he can't esscape the wedgieing
FINE.
he'll just threaten him with it
never enough
This is all amazing. I don't remember the last time the players turned against the culprit like this
...Can Alastor at least give him the wedgie?
...yeah i mean at least kayneth gave ryuunosuke and tsukiyama something to 
about after the trial
about after the trial
Maybe Betrayus should just call the vote so he only has to suffer what Monobear has planned XD
might not be a bad idea
take your time! dinner's important
WOW A LOT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS DEALING WITH A RUSH
it got crazy
People died
(soon)
Wedgies will have happened.
OH BTW does anyone want to put up the Mario Party log tomorrow