four people are dead

but at least we can play mario paint

This is why we need large amounts of ice cream.

four people died so you can swat virtual flies

wait

(also we pandered to a specific character on this one CAN YOU TAKE A GUESS)

can the kyogre sub from XD be in the garage

Hey, guess what. It's canon that Alastor can skate

Super Mario 64 - Cool Cool Mountain Music

swampwitchery it's right next to the blue falcon

...Alastor can show people the goofy looking jet his rival uses.

lepowned I love you so much right now

DID SOMEBODY SAY FITNESS

Tim And Eric - Sports! (Sports Bar Remix)

YES

FOUR PEOPLE DIED SO EVERYONE COULD GET FIT

snake?? SNAKE??? SNAAAAAAKE

I won't be around this week but Shadow's motorcycle will definitely be in there

...Clearly someone needs to slink around in a box.

so cool

I can't wait for someone to point out he can teleport

and run fast

and yet he has a motorcycle

look sometimes

you just wanna ride a motorcycle

(I assume it's because using his powers tires him out and motorcycles don't tire out)

and motorcycles also make for EXCELLENT PROJECTILES

I think it's because he thinks it looks cool

Shadow's probably the biggest nerd in the camp

(also true)

wow, shadow SO EDGY

i'm gonna sneak around in a box