Drugs are bad, kids. Stay away from them so we can have more of them

This explains a lot

Considering cheese doesn't spike my blood sugar, and all those cookies and cakes and pies and.... sobs I'll embrace that addiction.

Monty Python - Cheese Shop

also, you may like The Cheese Band - Demo [csr030] : The Cheese Band : Free Download... The Cheese Band Demo.

and finally a book: The Santaroga Barrier - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia