Why does plurk keep going down when you guys do things anyway?
Do they know something we don't?
Plurk is the mastermind
Hah, I found out anyway!
And this already looks not good :c
... I dunno why but wiitney made me laugh with that
> Wiitney learned the emotion: irritation
Amazing what five weeks in murder camp can do
She's practically human now!
Oh god
OH NO
She gets to see her first dead body
*human dead body
Why the people who are unused to dead bodies are the ones to find them
Callie, Hinawa, Clair and now Wiitney
DIDNT I?
I THOUGHT I SENT A REQUEST
wiitney is the mastermind and this really was fitness camp all along
JOIN THE COMM GOSHDARNIT THERE'S NO INVITE HERE
HUH
NO INVESTIGATION TILL YOU JOIN THE COMM
Weird
I was sure I sent it I just completely forgot I wasn't accepted OH WELL
Wiitney Mastermind confirmed
THERE YOU JOINED THE COMM
now investigation can resume
Corporate Masterminds from Wuhu
the wuhu island administration created the camp to give humanity to their instructors via leeching it from a variety of people and personalities
how couldnt we have seen it before
also -gross- alastor
the natural order has been restored
... oh no
Neph!
oh noooo hinawa's last baby ;A;
Why is everybody killing Hinawa's newlyfound children
Tables. Will. Be. Flipped.
Holy...I just realized what Alastor found
(And Alastor's not really that grossed out, but that's just because...have you seen some of the things out of DMC's underworld?)
B A D
T I M E
i feel like a certain segment of the playerbase is shitting bricks rn while the rest doesn't know what the fuck
i don't underst-...
...........
the dangan experience
oh
...I believe I am missing something.
..............GOOMBA!
oh my god are TWO people dead
(God when I found out that the mush was solid I was so hoping it was a goomba and I'm so glad I was right)
interesting....
(Because god Luigi will just casually instantly recognize it as a dead goomba)
Luigi confirmed as murderer
(I WAS REALLY HOPING LUIGI DIDN'T TAG THE CENTER INVESTIGATION)
Alastor recognizes it after some thought because Luigi was smart and showed people the student profile card.
because i loved the buildup on that vs "it's a fuckin' goomba"
(fyi feel free to jump into either of these threads)
You know, my first thought was to have Alastor check the showers, but I realized that with the music stopped his first priority wouldn't be washing off.
In fact, he'd want to wait until after the investigation/trial just in case he ends up covered in grossness. (Also, being wet during a trial is very condemning...)
I hope it's cool to tag to that shower thing then!
That means Alastor's going to be showing up after a bit, since he's looking for Luigi. Um...oh dear.
(I will wait for the confirmation of a pulse/lack thereof, though.)
NEPHENEE NOOOOO
HOLYPLOT TWIST
wow
OH THANK GOODNESS
Way to give Alastor a heart attack, Neph!
omg good Wiitney made survivor pool, I would have been a mess
blank if you don't make the luigi death glare an icon i s2g
Actually before I changed all my icons to Super Mario Adventure icons, I do think I had a Death Glare icon!
8D but is she really ok
... Maybe if I find a good quality pic of the Death Glare I can replace one of my lesser used icons with that
Well, Alastor is definitely going to start questioning why she's so conked out! And probably will take her to the Pokecenter for medical supplies.
...Incidentally. Is she dressed or a little less...out of place for assuming she got in the shower on her own?
psa we need three people to discover the body to put up the investigation
firebenderjess all her armor pieces are off
oh yeah, clarice will probably tell alastor that after the next tag if we need a good transition
hold a second I have visual
But either she showers with her clothes on or she didn't plan on being in the shower?
And now that identity things are out of the way, once Alastor recovers from the embarrassment of having his spelling compared to something walking over the keyboard, he's going to mention he was going to go
look for Luigi.
Wow, he really wasn't able to live down his awful calligraphy. Even Clarice comments about that now
If it's got an arrow it's off
obviously assume both sides for arms/legs
she only has the teal cloth/leather on
I...really like researching ok
don't worry, she's not nekkid....though uh that fabric don't cover much as you can plainly see
LEGS FOR DAYS I mean
All the more reason for Alastor to be the one there when she wakes up XD Hopefully she'll be a bit less shy about being without her armor if it's just him.
Clarice finally meets motorcycle guy!
So hapy!!
And now Nephenee is a burrito.
BURITOPHEE
This will last until he's either confident she is not suffering from hypothermia or concerned that more needs to be done than wrapping her in thick fuzzy things over her cold, wet things.
Also mods, Luigi's checking out the Pokecenter now. I'd... Link it but I'm phoneplurking right now
...And Alastor's probably going to have an issue when it comes to crossing World 3.
He doesn't want to cover her head up but wet hair in an ice world when she's already freezing...
BlankBlankity we're throwing the investigation top-levels up now
mostly because...it took really long for three students to be in proximity of the body
Okay, sounds good!
im v proud of this wound diagram
It is the most amazing wound diagram
omfg
OKAY, LOCATIONS ARE UP
wound diagram needs more magenta
But heh, that was actually funny. I didn't expect that!
ngl my first thought was just
(maybe i should make the sprite pink)
"Good, that means he can direct his full attention to warming Nephenee up"
i am a mature adult who made a very loud ugly noise
I'm kind of tempted to change my display to HeartAttackBait or Burritophee
at least it's not an empanada
Alastor wants to know why humans seem to be so obsessed with his sex life >B|
Find someone else for your tabloids!
but demons clearly have tons of sec
sex* rather
Except he has been rather lacking in willing partners since he swore off dating other demons 3000 years ago, sorry.
don't do the fwickle fwackle
Humans tend to have this thing where they assume a demon coming onto them is trying to steal their soul or life force.
As if succubi/incubi were the only kinds of demons that would hit on a human.
(And as if succubi/incubi tended to be subtle...)
lol I just remembered she binds in addition to her bra with armor. that's going to be hella uncomfortable
Why is this his life? Why must he be faced with the dilemma of having to decide if the inevitable freakout on realizing someone else changed her clothes is necessary to get her back in decent shape?
...The third option involves bringing Hinawa past a squished body.
Nephenee, please be warm enough that leaving you in soaked clothes isn't going to hurt you...
Whoops hello I went out to dinner
Does anyone need mom
Depends. Is mom comfortable walking past a squished Goomba to help Alastor deal with a cold Nephenee in need of medical attention that requires stripping her?
2 spots haven't been hit investigation-wise
He'd rather a woman do that part for her comfort...except for the fact where he'd be frettign the entire time he wasn't in the room.
Hinawa probably won't even recognize the pile of mush as a Goomba
2 clues have been found in the Center
...It is bleeding mush.
is it bad I'm imagining Wiitney trying to help and
being confused about the differences in their bodies
Wiitney is not allowed to help, Alastor doesn't trust her understanding of human biology.
She thinks Nephenee needs to exercise more. There's fat pillows on her chest.
...Alastor's having a har-um, more difficult time ignoring dem hips.
Wandering eye syndrome makes this extra awkward.
Canon hourglass shape bb
She's not gonna slap him for appreciating that figure, is she? XD
Because he'll really have a difficult time not noticing once he's sure she's going to be alright.
Hinawa runs into the pokecenter all "I HEARD SOMEONE DIED IS EVERYONE OKAY WHO IS GOOMBRIEL" "You walked right past them" " 
"
"
And then there's Nephenee lying unconscious with a head wound and Alastor thinks she was attacked while she was eating and left to freeze to death in the shower.
nah she'll just get all stammery and blushy
wefeelgroove: "WHERE;S MY LAST BABY"
stop killing her chilluns guise
Wow, attacking someone while they're eating and trying to kill them in the shower
That's just cold
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAH
Fluffburb to the rescue!
3/13 clues found
I Crossed The Line with that pun huh XD
If anyone wants to do group investigations Clarice can totally team up with you
I have to try harder to cross it twice
birbbirb blanket
does Clarice still have tons of blankets
swampwitchery go for poke
...that fucking pun
lepo stop being so awesome; can't take it
8D
wefeelgroove not on her but they're there
wait which pun
go for broke
to go for poke
as in pokemon
pft I didn't see it
everyone hates me for mine XD
also idk if it's possible, but i figure since shadow can use tiny chaos spears and both dargons can breathe fire normally (it's in their entrees), they might be able to start a small fire
entries*
the word 'spear' wakes Nephenee up all of a sudden as she yells "They ain't spears they're lances!"
Alastor can also make sparky sparks if he can get something that'll light up with a bit of electricity.
Pfffffffff-
(apparently this is what brings a Nephenee to consciousness)
Hinawa might want to try to get her out of cold clothes maybe
yeah clarice has a ton of blankets.
Watch Alastor pace a rut in the floor until Hinawa tells him he can come back in.
HEH
Worried demon bf is worried.
such a gentleman
Neph is shy and he doubts she'd be okay with even a guy she's dating being there while someone strips her down.
um no
she would tip over from embarrassment
and then crawl away and hide in a hole somewhere
she's already going to be ! at people having seen her sans helmet
(note: there's nothing weird there, she's just that shy/self-conscious)
And he doubts taking a female form would help, even if he can shapeshift that much here XD
NOPE IT WOULD NOT HELP
So he'll just busy himself with finding her some dry clothes.
lol
By the way, she can expect to be clung to when she wakes up.
Most worried hug.
aww
she'll wake up soon yeah
how long's he going to be? She might wake up with Hinawa there...which wouldn't be bad
mommy hugs ;n;/)
That depends on how much catches his eye enough to not get filed away for 'investigate this later.'
hm still, once she's under blankets, she might be warm enough again to wake up
her inner furnace is getting reignited by birbwarmth
Yay, his idea helped!
...He's just been kind of scrambling for anything he can think of to warm her up while having very little medical knowledge. Can you tell?
aww
wefeelgroove: but yes a tag r two from you and Nephenee should be alright to wake up after some time under the blankets
though Hinawa how good are you at knots
she can tie bows
she might have to cut the bindings then
I meant untying
Nephenee binds her chest sing it makes it easier to train and have more padding under armor
He's usually nigh immortal and new to actually associating regularly with humans...
oh shoot, let's pretend Hinawa did that >_>
ok!
Why am I imagining the birb is still nearby being a cute fluffbirb of comfort and warmth
poor False Pittoo
aso yes, before someone asks
carpet matches the drapes
(also inb4 Monokuma pops up yelling this isn't rated M for nudity)
spoilers: her mother she calls Ma...so this actually means something ;n;
RandomProphet, did you mean this is a shelf he noticed was empty way back at the beginning, or a shelf he noted back then that is now empty?
a-aww neph
It was empty at the beginning.
The climbing equipment, right?
yes! 
Stupid lousy conspicously present shelf for a thing the store doesn't stock.
pull it! push it! finagle with it!
maybe it opens something!
Or just does something other than mock him with its suspicious existence?
i just got home and can finally look at this
do you know how hard it is not to respond to the monobear file with something dumb right now
oh dear
have fun catching up on the crazy
Do it do it
-do it-
heckie is so inappropriate oh my gosh
how dare
5/6 at the Center, 2/3 at the Store, 2/4 at the Showers
This is the most scrambled investigation yet...Alastor will make sure that last store clue is found, one way or another! He just has stuff to deliver first.
...Green hair. Somebody better not be trying to frame a lancer D<
6/6 Center Clues found
1 store clue, 1 showers clue
Alastor would've mentioned having found something odd in the store to anyone he encountered between the camp store and the Pokecenter.
And that he's a bit occupied to investigate thoroughly himself this time. He's busy ferrying stuff to help Hinawa take care of Nephenee.
Shadow is pursuing OTHER leads...
FIRE LADY, GIVE HIM KNOWLEDGE
wefeelgroove: you or firebenderjess next?
2 more clues till I can start the trial
1 clue left in the store!
Sorry, would've gotten to that hours ago but I got dragged out for some shopping.
Salright!