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Man, don't I wish. ;}

So if I watch that show I can learn how to shapeshift? Why did no one tell me superpowers were available on cable?!

.... brb, binge watching.

I watch it regularly. I hang around as an alpaca when no one's looking.

I knew it!

When I'm feeling ornery, I turn into a camel and spit.

Damn it, I was going to be an alpaca! Fine, I'll be Red Eyed Tree Frog Man, then. I always wanted the ability to lick my own eyeballs.