This will be the last weekly log before we move into the final phase of endgame 
That seems normal
THEY'RE ON A BOAT
Is there anything edible around that isn't bananas or whatever snacks the campers were carrying? XD
Neph might've caught some fish
...Not the Magikarp, Magikarp scales are too hard for them to be edible XD
...But don't Cheep Cheep jump out of the water at you?
FREEEEEDOOOMMM
just catch a Magikarp and raise it into a Gyarados
But both of the pokeballs he has are full...
Where would he keep it? Aside from, you know, just leaving it in the ocean and hoping it doesn't wander off.
just get a bucket
we can catch it in the empty fake master ball 
...There's barrels. We can keep fish in a barrel?
Does this ship have a working anchor?
And was it raised or lowered when they found it?
There is no anchor, amazingly
NO STOPPING THE SHIP
WELL NO WONDER IT CRASHED!
this was a great plan
Not like they had another one...
we are forever pirates now
Or we'll just crash into land and have to fix our boat again if we want to keep it.
nope
pirates forever
But what will we eat? D:
RUM
RUM IS NOT FOOD!
-RUM-
RUM ISN'T EVEN A PROPER SOURCE OF LIQUID!
BANANAS AND RUM
BANANAS ARE SNACKS!
BANANA-FLAVORED RUM
NOT FOOD!
STOP BEING PICKY!!!!
HE IS NOT BEING PICKY HE IS CONSIDERING DIETARY NECESSITIES!
YOU'RE A PIRATENOW
BANANAS AND RUM AND BANANA FLAVORED RUM IS ALL YOU NEED!!!!
HE IS PRETTY SURE HE STILL NEEDS PROTEIN!
EAT FISH!!!
If Altaria doesn't get distracted while fishing XD SOME NETS WOULD'VE BEEN REAL NICE HERE, GUYS!
JUST EAT THE FUCKING RUM
YOU DON'T EAT RUM!
EAT THE BOTTLE ALASTOR
THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL AND LIKE A VERY BAD IDEA.
-DO IT-
HE LIKES HIS DIGESTIVE TRACT NOT CUT UP!
YOU'D NEVER MAKE IT TO THE SALTY SPITTOON WITH THAT ATTITUDE
the final trial is the salty spittoon
luigi is not tough enough and stays outside and cries
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE'S DISTRESSINGLY MORTAL RIGHT NOW, SHUT UP.
BlankBlankity how does it feel knowing luigi is going to weenie hut jr
LUIGI IS NOT A WEENIE
MONOBEAR WHY
oh my god
everyone thought this was smash ronpa
nope
we spongebob now
This is ridiculous and I love it